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Levi leans his forearms onto the counter. "I think they're useless."
"Boring and unoriginal. I was hoping for a bit more creativity."
You look completely unfazed. For some reason, that bothers him. "So this is your calling," he says. "Your passion. And you're going to let me come in here and insult the hell out of flowers."
Your eyes meet his. "I have the feeling I'll be getting your money either way," you say casually, turning the card machine towards him. "Will that be cash or card?"
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Or, Levi Ackerman thinks flowers do nothing but cost a shit ton of money, carry around bugs, and then die, thereby defining them as pointless. But then he meets you, and while they're still all of those things, maybe they have a different definition.
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04 Jun 2026
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Zeke Jaeger was at the peak of his career as ace pitcher of the Marleyan Warriors when he disappeared from the public eye. At the same time, his younger brother, Eren Jaeger, took the baseball world by storm with the Paradis Titans. Now, fresh off recovery from his near career-ending injury, Zeke returns to the Warriors just as the news breaks that Eren has signed with his team in a shocking off-season deal. While the world moves on from Zeke Jaeger, an intrepid sports reporter, hunts for the story you know everyone is overlooking.
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04 Jun 2026
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'i'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?'
zeke jaeger - former aspiring baseball star. you - formerly caught in the mix of loving him. together - meeting outside a bar a year and a half after your break up.
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03 Jun 2026
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Zeke gets more than he bargained for when he agrees to teach one of his little brother’s friends about the birds and the bees.
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31 May 2026
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Vanilla, Spice, & Nothing Nice by craisinsensation1029
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
05 Sep 2024
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Being a sugar baby isn’t as sweet as everyone makes it out to be. It’s a job in itself, and with every job comes boundaries. After an interesting conversation at a bar, you’re happy when Nanami agrees to be your sugar daddy. However, you're clueless to the fact that he’s ready to push some of your boundaries. You soon find out what's stronger, his willingness to push or your willingness to bend.
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20 May 2026