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Perhaps, just a bit, he’d like to kiss Alastor too. Call it curiosity, or insanity. A death wish. Another tempting apple, this one between his teeth. And if giving humans free will had gotten him sentenced to an eternity in Hell he could only imagine the punishment Alastor would unleash upon him for a stolen kiss.
Alastor was not nearly so benevolent as angels. Not that that had ever stopped Lucifer before. The thread holding him back was fraying.
Who said friends couldn’t kiss? If friends could fuck they could kiss.
And they were friends. Right?
Lucifer should really ask him about that.
It’s Halloween at the Hazbin Hotel, and a series of late-night radio broadcasts leave Lucifer desperate and Alastor spiraling.
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- Part 7 of Drink Menu
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14 May 2026
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After Vox's plan to take over heaven fails horribly, Alastor finds himself at deaths door and Rosie's mercy. Only Rosie never had the power to reverse angelic damage to his staff or his wound. A simple deal between the king of hell and the radio demon turns into so much more when Alastor finds himself playing nurse to save face and finds himself drawn to the King.
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- Part 1 of Hell's Greatest Couple
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01 May 2026
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Written after season 1 but before season 2 came out!))
Lucifer is called to find and help a ravenous Alastor after the battle with Adam and the exorcist army. Heavily wounded the two form an arrangement where Alastor can feast on Lucifer's heavenly flesh in order to heal and the two try to ignore the way such an intimate but gorey act makes them both feel. Too bad they're both too petty to just get it over with!
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25 Apr 2026
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After modern science fails Alastor's ailing mother, his underground contacts land him over 600 miles away from home in the Blue Ridge Mountains, staring down a hollow-eyed woman with a deal. If Alastor agrees to an indeterminate residency watching over an isolated stretch of the mountain, his mother will be taken care of. At the end of his options, Alastor agrees to ensure his mother's survival.
When a monster begins stalking the cabin he's been granted, Alastor realizes he didn't understand the ramifications of the pact he made...one he can no longer escape.
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22 Apr 2026
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The five times Alastor and Lucifer nearly get caught (and the one time they do) by TrashDemonx
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Jun 2026
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It’s not a secret that Alastor is utterly enthralled by the King at this point, at least not in the safety of his head.
But that’s not what’s making his blood run hotter than hellfire; it’s because they’re doing this here.
It shouldn’t be a surprise, considering half of their encounters have come with an element of risk, but he’d always chalked that part up to a matter of convenience. But now, deep down, Alastor knows he wants this to continue because of where they are, not in spite of it. There’s a part of him that wants to chase the thrill, a part that’s even more aroused knowing this is absolutely not where he should be feeling like this.
Hot under the collar, cock throbbing against his thigh, ready to pounce at a moment’s notice.
OR- the '5+1 things' fic that takes place between seasons 1+2 that I'm so excited to finally start!
Part of the Wicked Game Series- but I think they can be read as PWP standalones (with some missed references) if you're not a long-fic reader <3
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- Part 5 of Wicked Game
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21 Apr 2026