discombobulated
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Niall Horan, male, 17, virgin. What happens when he ends up ordering something online that he would end up changing his life forever?
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Louis Tomlinson, senior, typical loser, nerd. Hopelessly in love with Niall Horan, sophomore, popular and dating Harry Styles, a fellow senior. Follow Louis' quirky adventures through high school as he finds himself and love through various mishaps.
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One day Zayn just really wanted to see Niall pee. The pair are informed that it isn't completely weird for Zayn to want that.
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Most teenagers spend their spare time after school surfing the internet or hanging out with friends. Sometimes girls would go shopping and guys would like to skateboard around. Generally teenagers don't listen to confessions of others. Well, generally, but you see, Niall Horan isn't your typical teenager.
Or one in which Zayn ends up fucking Niall who works part-time as a sleazy priest for his dad.
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In which Louis and Niall are done with their boyfriends and plot to get back at them but things don't always work out how they want it to...
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Maybe it Runs in the Blood, But That Wouldn't Be the Case if We're Not Actually Related, Wouldn't It? by discombobulated
Fandom One Direction (Band), Radio 1 RPF
22 Sep 2013
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sideways by vesna (mrsronweasley)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Mar 2023
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"You've never had an orgasm?!"
Both Wen Qing and Mianmian are watching Wei Ying with huge eyes, straws slipping out of their mouths. Wei Ying squirms in place, biting on her own straw. "It's not that big a deal, is it?"
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- Part 1 of Straight But Not Really Girl Wei Ying
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23 Mar 2023
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Sideways and Slantways and Longways and Backways by hologramophone for swing_set13
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
22 Nov 2012
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“I called you a slave-driver!” Stiles cried hysterically. “I called you an ogre! I stole all the blue paperclips!”
Derek raised an eyebrow at him.
“That’s company property!” he shouted, waving his arms madly in distress.
Derek ran a hand over his face. “It’s not theft if the vice president of the company gives you permission.”
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19 Aug 2022
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Based on a truly ridiculous conversation with Kalpurna about a hypothetical Stilinski Twins situation that ended up sounding something like:
“FUUUUUUCK, is it a sweet valley high situation where Stiles is very aware that his twin is way more attractive and confident than he is, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE IDENTICAL, and he always ends up with the hotter significant others and more friends and Stiles guesses that's why he's attracted to the pack at first, because it's something that's just his, not his twin's too. But of course, Stiles's twin gets bit and now he's part of Derek's pack, and Derek doesn't snap at him like he snaps at Stiles, never slams him into things, fucking FIGURES, STILES'S TWIN GETS EVERYTHIIIIIIIING.”
Kalpurna/good ideas OTP.
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11 Jan 2021
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I Can Make This Night Forever Or I Can Make It Disappear By Dawn by orphan_account
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
15 Nov 2013
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In which Harry's frat brothers get him an escort for his birthday.
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- Part 1 of Nothing At All
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15 Nov 2013
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Zayn brushes their lips together like he’s incapable of anything but slow, lethargic movements—ones that have Niall inching closer in his half-conscious state. It’s all breath and wet, searching lips and Niall could fall asleep if he didn’t know how beautiful the boy was.
“Mm,” Zayn hums, “You taste like Paris.”
Bookmarked by discombobulated
12 Nov 2013