distracted_dragon
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come back to bed by distracted_dragon for shuofthewind
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
27 Aug 2023
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Lan Fan can’t sleep.
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strings of fate by distracted_dragon
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
11 Aug 2023
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Born into her second life better suited to wielding an embroidery needle than a sword, Sayaka knows she has a duty to use her uncanny knowledge of the future to help in the fight against Muzan Kibutsuji. As Muzan’s pursuit of immortality threatens to spill rivers of blood, Sayaka must avoid revealing her knowledge of the future to either the demons or the slayer corps while she struggles to untangle the threads of the timeline and mend the fabric of fate itself.
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everyone has a skeleton by distracted_dragon for applejee
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Robin (Comics)
27 May 2023
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Unknown forces plunge Tim and Dick into a world full of heroes entirely unlike their own. What even is a “quirk”, anyways?
Or: Dick and Tim make new friends, argue about what heroes really are, and show everyone exactly what Bats are capable of.
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birds fly in every direction by distracted_dragon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
13 Sep 2021
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Tim Drake lives a perfectly good life. During the day, he's a freshman at Gotham Academy. At night, he surveils criminal activity and sends detailed analyses to Commissioner Gordon. If he's lucky, he might even get a photo of a Bat or two. He even writes increasingly popular LinkedIn articles about vigilantes and the criminal justice system under the pseudonym Jeffrey Anderson.
Gotham is the one that needs help, not Tim.
Bruce Wayne has a thing or two to say about that.
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all these stars are silent by distracted_dragon for mindshelter
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
24 Dec 2020
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If there is one singular truth in the universe, it is this: Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne will never allow any harm to be inflicted on Conner Kent ever again.
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"I think it's a great idea!" Hashirama says, which doesn't do anything to assuage Tobirama's concerns or annoyance. "Interclan cooperation is very important, Tobirama, especially if we want other clans to join us, and what would show it off better than a mission like this?"
"Not killing each other over paperwork and sewage treatment plans for several more years," Tobirama suggests.
Madara and Tobirama go on a mission together.
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22 Jun 2026
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the whole world blind by akurosa
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
17 Jun 2026
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Operation Guard Dog was when an ANBU changed places with the asset to provide the asset with an additional layer of identity security. It was rarely used because it required that the asset be skilled enough to pass off as ANBU and the need to protect their identity outweigh the dangers of masquerading as ANBU.
It was fortunate that Minato-sensei had insisted on wearing the ANBU uniform, Kakashi thought to himself.
AU where BNHA adults meet ANBU Kakashi and are appropriately appalled.
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05 Jun 2026
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No one can avoid internal affairs. Not even ANBU.
Still masked, Kakashi walked up to his desk and slammed down an S-rank mission scroll.
"Surely there are faster ways to kill me, sensei."
"I'm insulted," Minato raised an eyebrow. "That you assume I want it to be quick."An AU in which Minato brings down the full force of internal affairs onto ANBU, just so Kakashi can have some regular, non-murderous, social interaction.
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- Part 1 of monsters beneath
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04 Jun 2026
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#1 reason why you should get better at arranging dinner dates with your friends and family: imminent death! by Excalis
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
27 Oct 2024
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“Hokage-sama,” Kakashi said, aware he sounded like a harried retail worker. From the corner of the ceiling, Hawk's chakra fluttered with silent laughter. Kakashi flicked a glare at her before settling his gaze back onto his sensei's impenetrably beaming face, feeling distinctly harassed. “This is flagrant disregard of protocol.”
“Yes,” Minato-sensei said peaceably, and nothing more. The smile on his face didn't budge an inch. A silence filled with expectation swelled between them.
“What are you doing?” Kakashi asked finally, hands placed on his hips disapprovingly.
“Abusing my authority as your supreme commander,” Minato-sensei replied smilingly.
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03 Jun 2026
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close your eyes to the light of daybreak (your heartbeat lulls me to sleep) by Excalis
Fandoms: Naruto
01 Apr 2023
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“Were you seducing me with our naps?” Sakura asked incredulously.
"Tried and true Nara clan courting technique," Shikamaru affirmed.
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03 Jun 2026