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    Soundwave didn't mean to turn off Starscream's contraceptive protocols.
    (That's a lie, he totally did).

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    Megatron: Who sparked my lieutenant!?!
    Soundwave: Whose ex just destroyed our last hope of revving Cybertron?
    Megatron: …
    Megatron: Okay.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    If he’d stopped to think about it beforehand, Soundwave would have expected that the hardest part of starting a mutinous conspiracy would be convincing himself that he wanted to help Starscream to overthrow Megatron. Certainly, convincing himself had been the slowest part. Convincing Shockwave had been much faster.

    But no—it turned out that the trickiest bit was convincing Starscream that he wanted to overthrow Megatron.

    After everything Starscream had been through, perhaps that wasn't surprising.

    (Each chapter is standalone; ongoing continuity but no pre-planned plot arc/ending.)

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    24 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Starscream gets bonked on the helm off camera during a mission and forgets that he’s with the Autobots for a hot second. Knock Out and Bulkhead try to help.

    Inspired by a fic where after the events of the TFP final, Starscream gets blinded and taken in by the Autobots.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Forget-me-not: a small flower, with four petals, which are normally found in shades of blue with a pink or white centre. These are traditional flowers of intent in the Shire, used to express true love, and remembrance.

    In which Bilbo plans to leave Erebor, and Thorin tries to understand why.

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    15 May 2026

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    Bilbo misinterprets some court gossip.
    He cuts his hair.
    Chaos ensues.

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    15 May 2026