ditchthisbeast
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- Yu-Gi-Oh! GX (1)
- Naruto (Anime & Manga) (1)
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Tailed beasts aren't the only things sealed inside children. Sometimes danger comes from within, as Sakura discovers, and it can have lasting consequences for those close to you.
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The Haruno family is more complicated than initially thought, every gift has a price, and Sakura is way too unstable to be the normal kid on Team Seven.
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Slade Princeton totally has things under control. Always has, always will. Totally.
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After his final episode of TV Time aired, Tenna was repaired and taken to Castle Town, promised that he would be taken to a new home soon. Exhausted by a night of reconciling with his employees and exploring his temporary home, Tenna goes on a walk to the cliffs to contemplate his future, as well as the mysterious lack of a certain traitorous salesman among the Cyber World citizens. The answers he seeks will soon come to light as Tenna is forced to confront the vengeful memory of his past.
When the Heroes of Light decided to let Spamton stay in Castle Town in-between their adventures, no one, including himself, expected him to revert back into NEO. Despite his newfound power, he agreed to stick to the vows he made after his strings were cut. However, trapped in an unfamiliar body and left to his own devices, Spamton's thoughts are left to fester and rot, leaving him one nudge away from fully snapping.
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- Part 1 of PermaSNEO
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- English
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12 Mar 2026
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In which Spamton fucks Tenna after rizzing him up real good and then they go and have more sex and then Tenna is not pregnant but idk yet (edit, I don't think Tenna is getting pregnant in this chat) (edit edit he MIGHT be getting pregnant chat) (edit edit EDIT he has given birth, welcome to the world, pipis)
Checks tags wow the Billford guy likes Spamtenna, how original!
Might make more chapters, bare with me
Edit: decided to make porn with plot, prepare for angst
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- Part 1 of SPAMTENNA PURGATORY🔥🔥🔥
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09 Mar 2026
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Spamton is stressed.
He would never admit it to anyone. He wasn't supposed to be stressed. He was supposed to be perfect.
But his benefactor has been breathing down his neck, convinced he’s been distracted from their goal, spending too much time playing friendship with people at the studio. It wasn’t his fault they liked to throw company parties – he considered it networking, building his image and brand. His benefactor considered it a distraction.
His time at TV Time Studios has been good, his life finally coming together into something to be proud of. It didn't matter that the paranoia was starting to eat him alive.
And of course, there was that damn TV.
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- Part 1 of the jetset life is gonna kill you
Bookmarked by ditchthisbeast
28 Feb 2026
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The Beast You've Made Me by I_want_a_coffee
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Undertale (Video Game)
11 Apr 2026
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He swallowed hard, trembling but unable to tear his gaze away from the being before him. Fear still rooted him in place, but curiosity—foolish, human curiosity—kept his eyes fixed on the way the moonlight caught the monster’s fur, the faint curl of his antennae, the glint of sharp teeth in the dark.
It should have been pure terror. And yet… it wasn’t.
And that fact almost scared him more than the monster did.
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A Spamtenna Monster/Human Undertale AU inspired by Beauty and the Beast
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- Part 1 of TBYMM Series
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20 Feb 2026
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The Third Hokage was dead.
It wasn't enough.
Team Eight knew loss like the seals on the backs of their tongues. They'd been silenced, branded, abandoned, ambushed, left on the enemy's doorstop like a gift--unlucky was their nickname, but they would make it their trade.
The Third Hokage was dead.
It was Danzo's turn.
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SEQUEL TO: Hoshigaki (2017-2019)
Commissioned Cover by AwesomeDragonTamer on Wattpad (caleb-crow on Tumblr; caleb_thalia_crow on Instagram)
BETA: ofclovesSeries
- Part 2 of One Shall Find Flames
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04 Oct 2020