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two beating hearts by diverselorde
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
16 Feb 2025
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Sansa Stark's life is perfect on paper. She's a modern woman teaching elementary school and planning her wedding to Harrold Hardyng. So her cousin, Jon is surprised when she stops by his office to make an unusual request. She says it's just a precaution against cold feet but could it be something more?
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Things Done In The Dark by diverselorde
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
12 Apr 2022
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It starts with cat food shortages. Lady’s favorite seafood delight remains absent from the shelves for months. Sansa tries every other brand but Lady chooses to go hungry, yowling night after night. Eventually, she caves and buys wet food. Sansa turns on the stove vent to air out the smell of wet salmon and turkey every morning.
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Feels Like Spring by diverselorde for Neleam
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
27 Jul 2021
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Sandor is a washed-up dirtbag. He loves getting drunk with his buddies, getting stoned, and going to shows. Then he meets Jonquil when he's out at the bar.
A prompt by Neleam for the SanSan Russian Roulette Summer 2021: Sansa playing her high harp (or other instrument) and singing a song that she wrote about/for Sandor.
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This Bird Will Learn To Fly by diverselorde
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
26 Sep 2020
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Sansa Stark has finally had enough of her good-for-nothing, abusive boyfriend, Joffrey Baratheon. After a particularly nasty fight, she decides to run for it and finds herself outside a deserted bar, The Stranger, where a grumpy bartender helps her out.
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Jesper says it must be blackmail. Maybe murder. There’s no other way Kaz Brekker could already be holding a full professorship at the University of Ketterdam, no matter how many books he’s written. Inej, trapped by an adjunct’s contract which is the only thing standing between her and deportation, is willing to risk the obvious dangers of his company in exchange for the advantages, professional and otherwise. But when the department’s budget comes up suspiciously short, Inej’s job is on the line, and Kaz isn’t ready to let her go without a fight.
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26 Apr 2026
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Draco Malfoy is the Quidditch League's most controversial Chaser. Fast, ruthless, and untouchable on the field. Off the field, though? A walking scandal. He’s got a penchant for illegal broom-racing, starting brawls, and partying like the end is nigh. Now, with sponsors threatening to pull out and the League ideating his suspension, his team’s legacy is circling the drain. The solution? PR rehab. Ministry-backed and painfully public.
Enter: Hermione Granger. She’s the Ministry’s Saint Swot and the face of the Magical Community Unity Initiative, a campaign to promote post-war healing through charity, outreach, and celebrity involvement. For maximum impact (and maximum headache), she has to work with none other than notorious bad boy Draco Malfoy aka Malfoy the Menace.
For six long months, they’re stuck together doing programmes, galas, photoshoots, tense interviews, and a joint weekly column in The Daily Prophet. Cue the bickering, untimely erections, and locker room confrontations. It’s bad boy meets good girl. It’s ripe with sexual tension. It’s the cliché you love.
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07 Mar 2026
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The War of the Malfoys by MissiAmphetamine (Kaleidoscope)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Feb 2026
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When a pandemic of Runespoor Fever sweeps through the wizarding world at the end of 2003, leaving a full quarter of its victims infertile, the International Confederation of Wizards takes drastic action. A marriage and reproductive law is enacted, throwing the wizarding world into upheaval.
Lightly inspired by the 1989 film The War of the Roses, (but without the animal death,) and our own recent pandemic.
She was wearing one of her neat, buttoned-up outfits as always; brown herringbone trousers and a silky cream blouse that covered her from throat to wrist, her hair braided around her head but not quite as neat as usual. He stopped several feet from her and frowned. “Why do you smell of smoke, Granger?”
“Does it really matter, Malfoy?” She skewered him with a glare, arms folding across her chest. “Perhaps I took up smoking.”
“And did you?”
She gave him an ‘are you mad?’ look. “No, I burnt down my office,” she said exasperatedly, as if it should’ve been obvious, and he tried to refrain from giving her an ‘are you mad?’ look in return.
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16 Feb 2026
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Between the Fall by bekslea (MalfoysMuggleMrs)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
25 May 2025
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You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
When honey flows from Hermione's lips, she doesn't fight the lunacy of how it sounds.
"I can help."
Hermione learns Draco is a Death Eater. She tells no one, chaos ensues, and twenty-five years later, another secret resurfaces.
A story about lies, first loves, and second chances.
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Dramione weaved into canon.
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16 Feb 2026
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Years after the war, Hermione encounters Draco Malfoy in the most unlikely of places; on her walk to work through Muggle London.
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15 Feb 2026