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The Bombshell and the Anvil by dollyguma
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
09 May 2026
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Maekar Targaryen goes to King’s Landing for a business trip and comes back married.
Not engaged. Not courting. But, Married. Legally, spiritually, and confidently married to a woman who looks like she materialized out of a very pink fever dream.
She is blonde. She is sparkling. She is wearing enough rhinestones to refract sunlight into a weapon. She looks like she fell out of a lingerie catalogue and somehow wandered directly into the ancestral stronghold of one of the most severe aristocratic families in the nation.
Maekar, who has never made an impulsive decision in his life—not in war, not in business, not even in conversation, announces: “I will be taking her to wife.”
Oops. Correction: he already did. In the Little Sept, notorious for celebrity quickie weddings and questionable life choices.
Baelor may have developed a medical condition on the spot.
Maekar’s sons, demonstrating a rare moment of familial unity, immediately conclude—in Aerion’s exact words, that “a pink, high-end, gold-digging prostitute-witch” has hexed their father into matrimony.
Barbara Darlingson—now Targaryen, alleged witch and professional homewrecker, just giggles and says,
“Oh my god! Hi!”
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greek tragedy by ayoa
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
10 May 2026
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Valarr always gets what he wants.
Except for one thing. The one thing nobody's ever managed to give him.
or: fratboy valarr can't cum for shit
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23 May 2026
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His Honourable Love by Anonymous
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
04 May 2026
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King Daeron is dead.
Baelor takes his place as king of the realm, cementing Valarr's own position as Prince of Dragonstone - he is the dutiful Golden Heir and so naturally he must find a consort to suit him.
Meanwhile, trouble is stirring as the Blackfyres take advantage of the the Good King's death, stirring trouble and inciting a desire for rebellion in the people and lords of Westeros.
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16 Apr 2026
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The Riders of Red Keep by total_jingle_bells
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
04 May 2026
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In 1874, the Targaryens live on a ranch called Red Keep in the Wild West. Folks around here know them for their ethereal beauty and their Dragons, untamable horses swift as prairie wind and loyal only to Targaryen hands. Valarr and Aerion are two young cowboys bound to that legacy. When the rest of the family rides out to town one day, they are left alone with one rare night to themselves.
"Love... go change. Please," Valarr rasped. His thumb brushed gently over Aerion's swollen red lips. "Put some clothes on and get decent, or I swear the last thing you'll be able to ride is me."
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11 Apr 2026
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glory be to the son by 3shtlk
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
04 Apr 2026
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03 Apr 2026
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thistle and weeds by threecoffeesnolunch
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
31 Mar 2026
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Newly-crowned Valarr Targaryen is an alpha in bearing, if not in boast. Deft with the sword and quicker still with the quill. Soft-spoken in council yet iron-firm where it counts. However, a secret only the inner council is privy to reveals that, for reasons none dare name aloud, the King is incapable of taking an omega to mate.
Aerion returns from exile not long after the coronation, gone once with empty hands, only to come back burdened with a bastard child. And Valarr, who has sired no heirs of his own nor ever shown inclination to, finds himself inexplicably drawn to the child all the same.
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03 Apr 2026