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The Red Wizard: How I Became the Cooler Dumbledore by DudeMcGuy, duncke
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jun 2026
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The year is 1994, and the Triwizard Tournament is coming to Hogwarts. Abraham Dumbledore — brilliant, ambitious, and thoroughly tired of being compared to his great-uncle — is determined to become his school's champion and finally step out from his family's shadow. All he has to do is survive a deadly tournament, plots involving a certain Boy Who Lived, and one extremely infuriating Veela.
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It's kind of like a prayer. To keep enduring until it comes to be, no matter what. And to those whom that task falls on... perhaps that's what it means...
Dead last. Dead weight. The class clown. That's how everyone sees Uzumaki Naruto — but he knows better. He knows what he'll become. Boy of miracles. Hero of the Hidden Leaf. Child of Prophecy. Asura's reincarnation. He knows how the story is supposed to go... or at least, he thought he did.
Because there's a couple problems.
Asura isn't the only soul hitchhiking in Naruto's body — and the world he's been thrown into isn't quite the one he remembers.
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Thunderstruck by DudeMcGuy, duncke
Fandoms: The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
18 Feb 2026
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Son of Jupiter. Praetor of Rome. Olympus' Saving Grace.
Three years after the Second Titanomachy, Jason wakes up with no memories of who he was and only one name echoing in his mind: Reyna. Determined to reclaim the life stolen from him, he sets out across America to uncover his past and find his way home.
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Post-HBP. Harry receives the gift and curse of Dumbledore's memories up to his defeat of Grindelwald 1945.
Abandoned fic originally posted 19 October 2013, revised 18 October 2014, last updated 25 October 2014. No new content.
Bookmarked by duncke
12 Jun 2026
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"You make a great captain, Chris, but you're not actually looking at them. You just introduced your little sister to your future brother-in-law."
After three years of working his way up the R.P.D. ladder, Leon Kennedy is the newest rookie on the S.T.A.R.S. squad. He's polite, he follows the rules, and he is trying very hard not to be noticeably terrified of Captain Redfield. But when Claire Redfield struts into the precinct and accidentally triggers a mutual, spark-filled meet-cute right over a stack of dropped tactical files, Leon's by-the-book career plan goes out the window.
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14 Apr 2026
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When Rome's In Ruins, We Are The Lions by mermaidxwriter
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
27 Jul 2015
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Friends with Benefits AU
Jason disliked being friends with benefits when they're like this, cuddled up watching some action movie he stopped following a long time ago. He wants to pull her closer and kiss her forehead. He wants to tell her how much he cares and how scared he was that he was going to lose her during the war. He wants to tell her that one of the reasons he wanted to be elected praetor was so he could spend time with her everyday. He wants to trace all her battle scars and tell her how amazing she is. He wants to be with her completely, not just physically. He wants to grow old with her in New Rome and have kids and grandkids. But friends with benefits didn't do that.
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- Part 3 of Jeyna Stories
Bookmarked by duncke
30 Oct 2025
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t.g.i.f. by briellajade
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Mean Girls (2004)
29 Oct 2025
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Rodrick’s eyes catch on the length of her neck. Her necklace glints in the glowing, orange lights of her living room, the diamond-crusted ‘R’ nearly blinding him in the process.
Fucking rich girl.
“Rodrick?” She says, drawing him out of his short stupor.
“Yeah?”
She takes a step forward, until the scent of her perfume gets stuck in his nostrils, and he can see directly down her v-neck, the twin swells of her breasts perfect and full, surrounded by white lace.
It goes directly to his spank bank for safe keeping.
“Kill yourself,” Regina says, without missing a beat, her smile sharp, all straight, white teeth.
Rodrick isn't obsessed with Regina George. He swears.Bookmarked by duncke
29 Oct 2025
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Such Fragile Lives by FrostedGemstones22
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney
17 Jun 2026
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“I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce.
Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?”
“I have a boyfriend, you know.”
Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.”
“And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded.
“Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.”
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Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been:
A Queen Bee Bitch
An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star
A nobody college student; and
A goddamn mature adultAnd Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them.
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