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It’s been centuries, but some fires cannot be put out so easily.
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Will has had enough surprises for a lifetime. Who knew Hannibal could beatbox?
Certainly not Will.
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Truth Be Told by dylanpidge
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Extended Universe - Fandom, Adam (2009), Charlie Countryman (2013)
05 Sep 2020
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Let’s be honest; Adam would immediately be interested in someone unable to lie. So here is Nigel being cursed to do just that and Adam subsequently getting a truth boner.
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Why the fuck you lying?
Why you always lying?
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What would you do to alleviate your boredom? Harry and Draco are willing to form a pretend romantic relationship to cause utter chaos throughout the castle. McGonagall can only count down the days until graduation. And of course, this wouldn't be a real fake relationship story if the two didn't fall in love along the way.
Russian translation available here by the wonderful Marlourulul.Series
- Part 1 of Harry and Draco Break Hogwarts
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Kirishima learns some JSL to confess to a hard of hearing Bakugou. A cute little one-shot.
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Life is a Picnic With You is a direct one-shot/sequel following Harry and Draco Break Hogwarts, but can be read without it.
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the future will take care of itself by adjourn
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
11 Jun 2020
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In which Arthur becomes a famous artist entirely by accident, and everything turns out alright.
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17 Feb 2026
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Love from Scars by Blueseabird2
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Jul 2021
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Harry overhears a man ranting about child soldiers in a bar and gets attached. Shouta gets to brag about his children (students) and gets curious. And maybe a bit possessive.
There's also a foiled kidnapping, over-protective police officers, out of the loop pro-heroes, shovel-talk toting students, bouts of extreme competency, and the occasional occurrence of feelings.
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- Part 2 of Harry Crosses Over
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02 Nov 2025
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When Harry gets quickly bored of staying in Diagon's main alleyway, he devises a plan to explore the rest of the alley, to the exasperation of Tom the Barman.
He never thought he'd discover a mild version of a rare magical skill and gain a passion in rune craft while doing it, but he can't really complain as it eventually gets him a boyfriend too.
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- Part 1 of From Dawn to Dusk
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30 Oct 2025
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Through Old Flesh and Cold Bone by All_the_boys_soggy_underwear
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
22 Dec 2025
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In a moment of desperate clarity, as the world crumbles toward inevitable darkness, Tobirama attempts the impossible. Hurled backward through the fabric of time itself, he awakens in a younger body during the blood-soaked era of warring clans.
With fragments of another's memories entangled with his own, Tobirama navigates the delicate threads of history he once helped weave. Each careful intervention creates ripples through a tapestry he thought he understood—strategies shifted, words measured, confrontations reconsidered.
But when fate places him face to face with the very men whose paths he seeks to alter, Tobirama discovers an uncomfortable truth: changing destiny requires confronting the darkness burning within himself as fiercely as in those he once condemned.
Some cycles, it seems, are not so easily broken.
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Iruka peruses the mission board when he overhears some kunoichi talking about a C-rank babysitting mission. Curious by the rumours, Iruka takes a look.
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C-Rank, Chuunin and above only.Mission Duration:
???? One week. An arrangement can be made for recurring services if you survive.Mission Description:
Feral baby.
Please feed and water.
Bring dog treats. He likes those.Signed:
Henohenomoheji.Iruka untacks the mission brief, walks over to the mission coordinators and asks, “This mission is a prank, right?”
Or: The continual well-being of Uzumaki Naruto rides on a C-Ranked mission.
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31 Mar 2025