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you think i'm biased, you hit it right on the head by neocarti (dynoir)
Fandoms: NCT (Band)
19 Apr 2026
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"every pretty girl has a plug that flirts with them every time they talk"
yes haechan is said pretty girl.
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haechannie:
we have to talkDO NOT ANSWER:
? this is newhaechannie:
its about my periodDO NOT ANSWER:
u want me to get u some candy? :) is it your crampshaechannie:
i'm 1 week lateDO NOT ANSWER:
im otwor
exes haechan and mark find themselves facing a pregnancy scare (w/ some plot)
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mentally, physically weak; i fantasize about it all the time by neocarti (dynoir)
Fandoms: NCT (Band)
20 Feb 2026
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The image stays the same. His memory doesn't change nor fade.
The email clearly says LeoMH.
Haechan shuts his eyes, too scared to acknowledge the conclusion that's flashing brightly in his mind.
His professor is LeoMH.
His professor has been the person he's been fantasizing about while he jerks himself off for the past year.
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haechan finds out his literature professor is the same person behind his favorite nsfw audios and live streams
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"As much as I'd love to keep kissing you, I'm not going to be doing this with the bastard within a 10 feet radius of us."
Jaemin's face reddens, and he looks below them, finally realizing that they were making out with his unconscious ex-husband laying limp dangerously close to the firepit and the bloody wrench not so far away.
"Oh," He breathes, understanding. "Yeah."
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jeno doesn't like jaemin's husband very much
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"[CG ENTERTAINMENT NEWS] A new couple from 'We Got Married' has been announced! Rumors have it that the two are not idols but are still in their prime as of now! You may even be watching them on your screen right now! Who do you think will be our next favorite couple?!"
The host claps her hands and she leans forward, giving him a card. Sion reaches to retrieve it, although his face looks confused. He looks down at the paper in his hands and looks up at the host, or the team behind the camera.
"Wait, so this isn't a documentary about the Tigers?"
A graphic appears: 'Sion-ssi was fully informed about what will happen shortly after.'
A second graphic slides in: 'We Got Married Season 9 will begin airing in on 02/14/20XX weeks at 8 PM KST!'
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ice athletes yusion but in a we got married au
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nct's resonance: the action movie series we deserved by neocarti (dynoir)
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02 Jul 2024
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Jimin didn’t ask to be watched. Or for the deaths. But now the nightmares are gone, and something colder has taken their place— wanting. He knows Jeongguk is still out there. Still watching. All he ever asked was: keep the door open.
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- Part 1 of dnw’s self-indulgent fics
Bookmarked by neocarti (dynoir)
03 Jun 2026
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“Jeonggukie?” He asks concerned but then falters, eyes fluttering at the strong pheromones in the air, the smell of an alpha nearing rut. “Is it hot in here?”
Jeongguk furrows his eyebrows at that. It may be hot to him, but he’s nearing a rut. Jimin shouldn’t even be close to his heat.
Bookmarked by neocarti (dynoir)
10 May 2026
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UPDATE: EPILOGUE UP c: I hope you enjoy |
Jungkook watches him as he sleeps. Watches him as his chest rises slowly up and down, up and down, up and down. And he's so fucking relieved. Relieved that Jimin is still breathing, that his heart is still pumping.. . that he's still alive. Jungkook wishes he could have gotten to him fast enough -even faster than the traveling of rumors spread by people too bored with their lives and too quick to judge.
But he couldn't protect him quick enough.
"Fuck," Jungkook grits out. "Fuck. Fuck. Fuck!"
Jungkook slips his arm around Jimin's tiny waist and pulls him flush into his chest, cradles his body into his own so that no one -even if they're in the save haven of his room- absolutely no one will ever harm Jimin ever again.
"I'm here, Peach. You have me now. I'll always be here."
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Bookmarked by neocarti (dynoir)
30 Apr 2026
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How We Figured (wherever I go, you bring me home) by Persana
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
14 Mar 2026
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Jungkook’s very serious study on how to please the girl he likes derails the second Jimin becomes part of the experiment.
One particular immature tongue-fucking session has him dreaming about his Hyung’s kissed-pink lips. It isn’t his fault Jimin has the mouth of a Bratz doll, but it is his fault for initiating something he absolutely cannot handle.
What starts as ‘practice’ slowly spirals into a chaotic situationship. Jungkook keeps coming back with increasingly flimsy excuses to stay in Jimin’s pants, and Jimin keeps letting him put his hands down them every single time.
For Namjoon, their proximity is a PR disaster and obviously his villain origin story.
Cue repeated ‘practice’, escalating tension, the horrifying discovery that this might actually mean something, and the slice-of-life chaos of Bangtan and a little love on the side.
Bookmarked by neocarti (dynoir)
28 Apr 2026
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“How is that fair?! What if— what if he doesn’t want to? Why can’t I do it? He shouldn’t have to be with someone else just because we— we like each other, just to cover that up— that’s insane, Namjoon-hyung, you have to realize that.”
“Jeongguk,” Jimin warns, the younger’s expression wildly disturbed at even the mention of the omega around someone else. “It’s fine. I’ll do it.”
“Hyung.” Jeongguk looks at him in disbelief, like he can’t believe he’s agreeing with this. But there isn’t much they can do, either.
“I’m sorry it’s come to this. I really am. But I need you to consider yourselves lucky,” Namjoon reassures, trying to make the situation seem better. “And Jeongguk-ah, please be mature about this. There’s more to being an alpha than just knotting your omega wherever, whenever. Be the alpha for once, okay?”
or, jimin and jeongguk are the worst kept secret of the idol industry.