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    Katsuki has a nightmare. In it, he meets his younger self, who screams and yells and throws a temper tantrum that he became friends with, is dating, and is trying to move in with fucking shitnerd Deku of all people. He tries walking away from the fucking brat, but every time he turns around, there's his mini-me and his voice has raised twelve decibels and three octaves.

    When he wakes up, he has a headache, and then remembers, fuck, he's going to Ikea with Izuku today.

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    22 Jun 2018

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    this is my fave bkdk...... love it

  2. Public Bookmark 84

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    When Ushijima inherited a property that had seen better days, he found himself spending a lot of time and effort in a new part of town restoring the house to its former glory. However, he didn't expect a litter of puppies in a yard a few houses over to revive his spirit, as well.

    He certainly didn't anticipate their owner stirring something to life within him, either, but that was a development he didn't need much coaxing to get used to.

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    28 May 2018

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    this pulled the rug out from under my feet this is my new religion!!!!!! dogs + old houses + domesticity......... delicious

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    Ushijima wakes up one morning to find a crop circle in his wheat fields.

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    01 May 2018

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    yes... this is literally the first ushioi i always recommend... i love my soft farmer boy and alien enthusiast!!!!!!!!

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    “Surprise engagement party!” Sugawara explains, “Well, a mini-party, to celebrate you and Ushiwaka finally making it official!”

    Startled, Oikawa chokes on nothing, sputtering his words until he can finally formulate his oh-so-elegant rebuttal, “Ushiwaka and I aren’t engaged, what the fuck?”

    Oikawa is surprised to be thrown an engagement party. His friends are more surprised to find out that Oikawa is not actually engaged.

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    21 May 2018

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    oh my god.... hilarious they're so dumb and in love!!!!

  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    It's too much of a coincidence for Oikawa to get a new neighbor and a new member of his Quidditch team in the same week, but he can't reconcile his memories of Ushijima Wakatoshi with the Herbologist who just moved in next door.

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    21 May 2018

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    the sweetest hp au.... lovely concept