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Laura is jealous when she finds out that Travis was married. She quickly decides to have some fun with it.
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“Are you…jealous?”Laura scoffed. She was trying for indifference, but worried the sound bordered on manic. “How could you even ask me that?”
“You sound jealous.”
It didn’t sound accusatory. More like he was trying to understand. Like he had never considered that he and jealousy could exist in the same space.
It kind of broke Laura’s heart.
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Looking back, Cooper always expected Novac would end with a bloodbath. Lucy’s plan to earn back his trust, though? That took him by surprise.
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“I already used you as bait once, remember? Consider us all squared up, doll.”
“We weren’t…on friendly terms then,” shrugged Lucy. “This feels different.”
It felt like something, all right.
“We’re even,” he muttered.
Lucy looked up at him. “Does it feel like we are?”
Cooper paused. Thought about it.
Remembered the last name she shared. And how it felt like pain and regret and hope every single time he looked at her.
“Not even close.”
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There are good deeds only devils can commit by eatingcrackersinbed
Fandoms: Fallout (TV 2024)
02 Nov 2025
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Hidden just outside of New Vegas, Cooper has one last evening to make sure Lucy is ready for what’s headed their way. They discuss his concerns like two well-adjusted adults.
Kidding, they use violence and sex.
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Lucy said nothing. She was searching his face, looking for clues to the right answer.
“If you don’t like it, do somethin’ ‘bout it.”
She remained frozen, only her fingers working their quickening circles against his coat.
“Lucy,” he warned, his voice cool and low, “stop tremblin’ and do somethin’.”
The light above them hummed. And even though the walls of the motel were little more than studs covered in faded wallpaper, the chatter in the adjacent rooms seemed to still. There was only Cooper, the Vaultie, and the glowing foot of the cigar.
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We'll play the game, both go insane, and then we'll call it even by eatingcrackersinbed
Fandoms: Fallout (TV 2024)
28 Jun 2025
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Lucy and Cooper spend one week trying to move past an unsatisfactory first time. They handle it with all the grace and subtly one would expect.
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When she’d asked Max if he wanted to have sex, she hadn’t felt the silence before his answer so heavily. It was something to relieve stress. A way to pass time.
Lucy wanted the Ghoul to say yes with an intensity she didn’t recognize.
Finally, after approximately two nuclear winters, he nodded once.
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If I really wanted to, baby I could ruin you by eatingcrackersinbed
Fandoms: Fallout (TV 2024)
18 Dec 2024
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Cooper and Lucy aren’t speaking after what was supposed to be a simple trip through Novac to buy ammo and RadAway. Lucy ‘the Yapper’ MacLean isn’t dealing with the silent treatment very well.
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It looked so trivial, plastic pouches filled with RadAway, packaged carelessly in cardboard. Could it really be worth killing over?
Lucy looked from the box to Cooper. He glared back at her.
That heavy silence was back. It stretched between them, a tether that held them at arm's length.
Thuh-thump. Thuh-thump. Thuh-thump.
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“If you don't know what to do with your hands, turn them into caresses.” (Jacques Salomé)
[three minicomics that follow the same prompt gentle touch, using idea from various ghoulcy fans]
This fan comic participates in the Ghoulcy Atomic Blast Event. More info in the summary.Series
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19 Apr 2026
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The Priestess and The Fool by nobucketrequired666
Fandoms: Fallout: New Vegas, Fallout (TV 2024)
27 Jan 2026
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He turned his head to the side taking a long drag, the dome of the nicotine rising up in him, before blowing a compressed cloud of smoke in her face again. Instead of snapping about how rude he was or pushing him away, as he predicted, she brought her face even closer to his still, parted her lips, and breathed in the cloud as he exhaled. Fuck.
Cooper wasn’t thinking, couldn’t think when he stepped between her legs, slamming his hands on the hood of the car on either side of her. She leaned back in surprise, but didn’t recoil, bambi eyes as big as saucers as he hunched over her, crowding her in.
“The fuck was that?”
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Cooper can't stop himself from having dirty thoughts about Lucy. Distracting as they are, he has been able to ignore them for the most part- that is until he rescues her from the Legion and something in them both shifts. How can he resist corrupting Lucy, especially when she's asking for it?(Alternate ending to season 2 episode 4)
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12 Apr 2026
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known the warmth of your doorways by groundedsaucer (coasterchild)
Fandoms: Fallout (TV 2024)
08 Mar 2026
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He hears rustling from behind a pile of rocks in that direction, and then: “Sorry!” One hand emerges, held up in an empty apology. He’d consider shooting a hole through it, but he knows that voice, and--if he gets closer--yep, he knows that index finger, too.
“What the hell are you doing, vaultie?”
Lucy MacLean stands, and--Hell--her face lights up when she sees him.
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15 Mar 2026
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“Feelin’ better, darlin’?”
She laughs, soft and breathless. “I have no idea.” She says it with a surprised relief that makes Cooper want to pull her down and kiss her.UGH THIS IS ALL I WANT FROM SEASON THREE
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The dwellers of the prosperous walled city of Vault 33 view ghouls as commodities to be owned and used.
When an act of mercy spins out of control, Lucy's unprepared for the consequences.
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06 Mar 2026
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“Didn’t take the shot, huh,” he says.
Before she can respond, he mashes their lips together in a furious press.
“You didn’t—” and here, in the barest sense of the word, he kisses her again, “shoot—” and again, “you shoulda—” and again, “fuckin—” and again, “listened—”Heavy and hopeful and earned.
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these and all my sins by theotherpacman
Fandoms: Knives Out (Movies), Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
22 Feb 2026
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Shortly after the conclusion of Monsignor Wicks’ murder case, Father Jud Duplenticy goes to a church near Chimney Rock to confess to having broken his vow of chastity.
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01 Mar 2026
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The older man placed another kiss on his temple, and backed up to look at him again, the plaintive creases that framed his eyes, the angular set to his graceful lips, the coarse surface of his unshaven jaw all offered up close for Jud’s eyes to soak in. “Tell me.”
From anyone else, such a commandment would have been insurmountable, but he knew he was safe here, in Blanc’s hands—he inhaled, and managed, “I, I did—I did everything right.”Smut and tears, what could be better?