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    PLANE CARRYING OTTAWA CENTAUR’S HOCKEY TEAM, COACH, PERSONNEL, REPORTEDLY LOST CONTACT, PRESUMED MISSING -

    Shane’s eyes scan over the words, once, twice. It’s not true. It’s some mistake. He knows it.

    “Lost contact?” Hayden asks, his tone a mix of concerned and confused. “What’s that mean? Like they lost their ability to communicate? Won’t that make landing hard?”

    J.J. frowns. “I do not think they will be landing,” he says solemnly.

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    The Ottawa Centaurs plane crashes in the Canadian wilderness. Shane tries to get answers while Ilya tries to stay alive.

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    29 May 2026

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    Shane's new suppressants come with some interesting side-effects. Ilya reaches out for reinforcements to help his husband through his heat.

    Shane's 'No Threesomes' rule goes out the window, but not without prior discussion.

    (Or an exercise in writing 15k+ of smut.)

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    29 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 66

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    ilya and shane handle being parents for the first time and all the moments that come with it.

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    a follow up to prince ilya and prince shane getting together and having the babies they talked about

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    26 May 2026

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    It was one time.

    Statistically, condoms had a 98% success rate when used properly. That meant that the condom packet had to have been perfectly sealed, the latex itself had to have no tears or degradation in the material, and it had to be worn as directed.

    So why?

    Why did it feel like the universe was saying fuck you in big bold letters and giving him double birds at the same time?

    So why did the blue lines and the pregnant on the two tests sound so fucking fake?

    Or: Where Shane finds out he's pregnant after their first time together in 2013 despite wearing protection, because the universe loves to fuck with him.

    Set in Omegaverse. Tags will be updated as story progresses.

    (Will be updated every 4-6 days, opposite of The Fertility Face-Off. Updated: June 9th)

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    13 May 2026

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    "My wife thinks Hollander is pregnant."

    It comes off as lighthearted, and Ilya makes his decision before nodding hesitantly.

    "Da. I think so too," he whispers, petting Lolly's gold fur.

    Coach Wiebe blinks, also hesitant to go on before uttering out—"Oh. Really."

    "Problem is I do not how to tell him this."

    Or: Shane gets knocked up before they play on Ottawa together and refuses to deal with it. Ilya thinks he's doing the same thing.

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    11 May 2026