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Recent series

  1. Summary

    This is an ongoing group/collaborative project. The fun folks in the Spamtenna fandom have been playing a game called "Frantic Fanfics". In it, we work on a short part of a fic under a time limit, and then it gets passed on to the next player, and so on and so forth, until we run out of time.

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  3. Summary

    This is a series for podfics that I've been a part of. It's a mix of voice acting by me of my own works, and collaborative works with other skilled authors and actors!

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Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 21

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    Spamton and Tenna having intense gay sex. Sometimes in public, sometimes in private. But these freaks get up to some pretty kinky stuff. Can be read in any order (almost), and will take place during their Big Shot Era.
    Requests are accepted as long as they are not super weird like piss kinks, gore, and stuff like that <3

    Update: There's straight up no benefactor. Pretend Spammy's a good salesman. The only contract is their marriage contract >:]
    Update 2: More plot! Spammy's pregnant. Don't ask how.
    Update 3: I'm writing a prequel! Read "A gut feeling" for how they met and all that good stuff.
    Update 4: I made a timeline! Check the series notes.

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    22 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 63

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    He felt his tail ruffling in his pants, the feathers on his neck fluffing back up no matter how many times he smoothed them down. Goddamn annoying bird shit, and it had to be happening now. On his biggest day of the year.

    Black fucking Friday.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Spamton thought it was the end of the world when he saw a beacon of light pierce through the summit of Mount Ebott and soar into the sky, not knowing that he had born witness to the shattering of the ancient barrier that trapped monsterkind beneath the mountain.

    Magic had begun to flow back into the world, and creatures he had believed only existed in fairy-tales suddenly began to settle down and live in Elysium city.

    At first, he thought he could ignore it, but after his workplace adopts a monster integration program, and he is forced to look after his new coworker, he finds that his life is suddenly full of questions from an obnoxiously curious ant.

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    (Undertale Spamtenna Modern Magic AU)

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    23 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    Spamton dislikes the texture of spray-foam-rodent-deterrent. Tenna knows how to clean glass. So…

    (Set right after Tenna gets fixed up, Chapter 3.)

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    17 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 74

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    To no one’s surprise, existing as a lowly Addison... followed by the live-fast BIG SHOT [Cungadero] lifestyle... taking an unwanted acid bath and being homeless (if you didn’t count the dumpster) and then BEATEN UP BY CHILDREN... none of this does a body any good. Particularly not when said body is sad and stunted, made of wood and fluff.

    It also no longer looks great in a suit jacket, which is perhaps the biggest shame.

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    Hanging around Castle Town after his battle with the [Sponge]s, Spamton meets an old flame again, and has to reassess everything he thought he knew about his ruined body.

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    17 Jan 2026