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“have you been—” sunghoon pauses, and jaeyun can feel him thinking, which is interesting. “touched? by anyone.”
jaeyun’s thighs press together involuntarily, and he is immediately baffled at it. “sunghoon—”
“i’m not trying to embarrass you,” sunghoon says, and his voice has shifted very slightly, careful in a way it hadn’t been a moment ago. “i’m trying to figure out what i’m working with here. if i’m setting you up with jay i need to know how—”
“you need to know how sexually inexperienced i am to set me up with jay,” jaeyun says, hearing himself say it out loud and finding it simultaneously absurd and extremely real.
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jaeyun trades his psych notes for a shot at jay. he does not anticipate that the middleman would become an issue.
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- Part 3 of jakehoon!
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“So, you’re in my body and I’m in your body. Why don’t we like…” Sirius claps his hands together, trying to demonstrate what Regulus thinks might be two bodies colliding by force.
“Yes, yes, I see what you’re saying. A–a jolt!” Regulus says, catching on. “Okay, you go over there, and I’ll go over here.”
Sirius nods enthusiastically, like this is the best idea in the world, and heads over to the other side of the Astronomy Tower. He takes his position, looking back at Regulus. “On my count. One, two, three!”
OR: Regulus and Sirius Black wake up to find their bodies magically swapped. As the brothers stumble through each other's lives, hijinks ensue, and they are forced to confront their fears, navigate their romantic lives, and uncover hidden truths to work toward forgiveness. Inspired by Freaky Friday (2003).
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“The moon is so beautiful,” Sirius whispered, eyes wide as he stared at it in the sky, the light bouncing off of his awed face.
I would give it to you, Remus thought helplessly, eyes transfixed on something so much more beautiful than the orb that he resented in the sky. Just take it out of the sky and hand it to you. I would give you anything you asked for.
a purely self-indulgent wolfstar fake dating fic, featuring slytherin remus and all of our favorite tropes <3
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Sirius Black isn't impressed with Salem at Halloween. It's too crowded, too touristy, and filled with cheesy, fake magic. That is, until he meets a handsome shop owner (and his bespectacled best friend) who offers to show him and Lily the "real Salem."
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“I’m so, so sorry,” the man continued, wiping a bead of sweat from the side of his temple with the sleeve of his faded Blondie t-shirt. He wore ripped black jeans and black and white Chuck Taylors and had his own messy curls, just like the baby. “I had no idea Teddy would be such a handsy little fucker at these story times, but he’s always grabbing… fuck, I’m sorry, I shouldn’t say fuck in the children’s room. Shit, I did it again, I’m so sorry, I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with me.”
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After James and Lily died, Sirius Black's therapist told him not to date for a year. And that's just as well. He's got a 13-month-old baby now and quite enough to deal with, thanks. But the nosy neighbors in his building keep trying to set him up and won't take no for an answer. Enter Remus Lupin, another single dad who pretends to be Sirius's boyfriend, just to get the old lady brigade off his back and nothing more. Nothing more at all.
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Wolfstar Bingo Prompt: Fake Dating (free space)- Language:
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21 Jun 2024
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★★★★★: wolfstar as parents may be my new favourite trope