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Tav is an Ilmateri monk with budding mastery of Ki, the spiritual energy that flows through all things. Astarion is a cornered animal, stuck oscillating between fight, flight, and fawn.
Against Tav's better judgment, he becomes obsessed with a bright note in Astarion's Ki, betraying his relentless will to live.
Halsin and Tav are kindred souls, both with pain that is sometimes too big to hold. Their relationship blooms where nothing else grows: Halsin's cursed homeland, for which Tav's understanding of Ki may prove the final piece of the puzzle Halsin needs to lift the curse. They become pillars of safety in Astarion's life as he learns to survive in a world not designed to make him suffer.
Astarion feels safest reclaiming his body if he has complete control over Tav's. Tav is more than willing to please. Halsin is eager to perform whatever role is needed of him.
Generally canon compliant/adjacent (edit: more adjacent). Lots of angst, hurt/comfort, sex, healing, and happy endings. Essentially that song you hear behind Astarion's tent on repeat in fanfic form.
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- Part 1 of The Crown of Madness
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Harrow is-Mari, heir to a war-king, with a reputation for violence and self-immolation, was never meant to exist in holy spaces. But the war-king's enemies are now fighting with weapons made of metal and something called blackpowder, and they travel to Hel Nineveh to court favor from the god-king who can give them a supply of their own.
Thus ensues Harrow's baptism in this world of gods and kings and beings that are decidedly different from either of those things. The king is to be wed, an event demanding ritual sacrifice, grotesque fertility rites, and a gathering of the world's most decadent and powerful families - many of whom have been touched, in some way, by Harrow's war.
And Harrow is like wildfire: prone to spread with errant gusts of wind, capable of cleansing entire forests down to their shining bones. Bent, in so many meanings of the word, on consumption. And there is so much evil in Hel Nineveh to cleanse.
But there is also beauty begging to be supped - the least of which is Meridian Apphia, the soon-to-be queen consort. The world, it seems, is unkind to those unlucky enough to be wed to the king.
Harrow decides it must be her destiny to liberate them all.
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Wyll's eighteenth birthday approaches, and Ulder agrees to let a family friend throw him a three-day birthday ball. Tiamet's cultists lurk outside the city, planning their attack.
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Edit: turns out this will be kinktober fic
It's been twenty years since the Shadow Curse was lifted. Halsin is proud of what he has built. Astarion and Tav visit frequently.
Over the years, Halsin has developed a particular...relationship with a certain drow from their past. She currently has him at her mercy. Halsin wouldn't have it any other way.
With Tav and Astarion set to arrive in a few days, a plan is set in motion to drive Halsin to the edge.
Set after the events of BG3 and also after the events of The Crown of Madness.
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- Part 3 of The Crown of Madness
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Volo's Definitive Guide to Ursine Encounters by et_augury
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
27 Dec 2025
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Having tried over a dozen ways to cure the aphrodisiac effects of Haarlep's saliva, Halsin seeks the aid of the rogueish wizard who thought an ice pick was the solution to the tadpole. What could go wrong?
Part of the Janubeary collab.
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- Part 20 of Enjoying Nature's Gifts
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Enjoying Nature's Gifts by Ak_elan, Baelthi, BoneThatFather, certifiedspreadsheetlover, cozy_ships, DarkZaira20, et_augury, FenofAo3, Fiber_Punk, Halfling_MadMax, herbeloveve, jerk3max, Kalua, LulaMillay, mollymauksboi, MortimerWilson, Myvanway, NW39, penned_by_Perci, SebastiansLyric170, Tavylia_Sin, thefontbandit, TheSubScribe, timidbirb, Violeta27, Wiloseal, YancySzarr
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
27 Jan 2026
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This series explores all kinds of kinks and partners for Halsin, through a cohesive continuity where Halsin has a different partner (or partners) in each new work! Each work in the series is a "chapter" of the story, separated into a series to allow for full tagging. Please check the tags on each work as the topics vary through the story! Every fic is also written by a different writer, though a couple of writers took on 2 or even 3 chapters to expand the roster of pairings to explore!
Many of the pieces also feature accompanying art created by artists who joined the collaboration, which may be embedded in the fic chapters or added as a standalone work after the fic they are paired with.
The parts of this series will be revealed once per day from the 1st to the 27th of January, at which point the full series will be here and it will be marked as completed.
Whilst the series does have a plot, it is also a sheer lacy underwear set of a plot that is a vehicle for hot and sexy fun for our favourite druid, so if one chapter's tags aren't a good your preferences you can safely skip forward and you won't be missing vital story points.
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A repository for stories related to the main fic: The Crown of Madness, a Tav/Halsin/Astarion fic following the events of Baldur's Gate 3 from the perspective a transmasc human monk Tav
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- 252,711
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Three years ago, Rhiannon made a choice that damned the world—and damned her soul. She helped Astarion Ancunín complete the Rite of Profane Ascension, transforming him from spawn to Vampire Ascendant. Then she vanished without a word. Unable to face what she'd enabled, she retreated to a remote Selûnite temple to atone for her sins.
But Astarion never stopped searching.
Now, he's found her. And this time, he won't let her slip away.
Trapped in his opulent palace, cut off from Selûne's light, Rhiannon is caught between the man she once knew and the powerful, obsessive creature he's become.
And he has all the time in the world to wait.
As days turn to nights in gilded captivity, Rhiannon fights a losing battle against her own traitorous heart. Because the most terrifying thing isn't his power or his manipulation—it's the growing realization that some dark, buried part of her has been waiting for him too.
He spent three years planning how to make her his.
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"There is no part of Jamie that still loves the person Astarion became. But once upon a time, Jamie loved the person Astarion was. Jamie also loved a cleric who was finding herself and a tiefling who wanted to live and a young man who missed his father. Now all of them are, in different ways, gone.
That doesn't mean Jamie wants to fucking kill them."
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Twenty years after the Absolute's defeat, Jamie receives an order from their patron to kill Vampire Lord Astarion, which forces them to return to Baldur's Gate from Waterdeep for the first time. But their former lover isn't here—the Crimson Palace seems deserted. They can think of only one person who might know where Astarion is: a certain Dark Justiciar they fell out with two decades ago.
Bookmarked by et_augury
30 May 2026
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Acterna amentes. Lovers forever, until the world falls down.
If forever lasts much longer, you just might tear the world down yourself.
Three years have passed since you conquered your Dark Urge, destroyed the Elder Brain, and saved all the realms. Yet for all your heroics, there is one person you were unable to save: yourself.
You have been playing devoted consort to Astarion, all the while seeking the means to destroy him. Just when you think you cannot bear it any longer, an opportunity for escape presents itself. But, as soon as you get out, you quickly learn that the hardest challenge is yet to come: learning how to live again.
Or: Ascended Astarion is the new BBEG; we’re getting the band back together; learning to forgive yourself for the things you did to survive; with a side helping of everyone’s favorite puppy-dog-eyed wizard (the Astarion to Gale pipeline is so real)
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To Be Known and To Be Tasted by lilhumanoid
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
21 May 2026
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"So you're telling me you wouldn't rather put your shirt back on and, like, go for a walk with me?"
The truth is, there's something deeply wrong with Jamie.
And unfortunately, Astarion is utterly fascinated by whatever that is.
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Jamie Cross sees through Astarion's nice, simple plan in the forest that night. Astarion doesn't know what to make of someone turning him down.
Not that he's ever known what to make of the blood sorcerer/warlock who's leading this party.
Tonight, Astarion gets to know and taste Jamie in an entirely different way than he expected.
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22 May 2026
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What is the Worth of a Single Mortal’s Love? by Gally
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
03 Feb 2025
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Astarion talks to Aylin about the issues inherent with taking a mortal love when you are very much immortal. The biggest one being that you might be around for centuries after they are gone. Who better to ask than the immortal who already lost her love once?
Then, how might these two immortals' views have changed in the distant future?
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- 4,416
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- 2/2
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Bookmarked by et_augury
19 May 2026