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Robert’s...condition had prevented him from vaporization during the explosion. His bones and flesh and blood reformed in the same moment they were erased from existence - he'd amused himself later by imagining he might have left a Looney Toons-esque outline silhouetted in the sky; Wiley Coyote vs. Roadrunner.
And Robert had felt Every. Fucking. Moment.
The movies never showed that part, did they?
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Or: Robert is a vampire. He's dealing with it fine. Perfectly fine. And his new job dispatching the ex-villain he put in prison years ago as Mecha Man? Also not a problem. All he needs is to keep his identity, and his condition, secret, and everything will be perfectly, completely, manageable.
Ft. much yearning, pining, and general idiocy between Robert and a certain fire-powered hero.