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jurassic, or triassic, or whatever by aggravatingmf, fakeroyalty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Feb 2026
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“It’s okay, Luca,” Hollander told him, voice sounding as unaffected as usual (except for when Ilya ragebaited him, then he would get all squeaky and flushed — it was very cute, not that Luca would ever say that) as he precisely adjusted his sock over his shin pad. “Ilya’s just being a dick. Plenty of guys got posters of their favorite players. I used to have a Scott Hunter one back in the day.”
“You what.”
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my boy pretty like a girl by aggravatingmf, fakeroyalty for ncityinthehouse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
26 Jan 2026
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“Yeah, if I’m gonna be getting up close and personal with Montreal, Comeau is like, last choice,” Marlow agreed. “Bottom two on the roster, for sure.”
Stebbins snorted, adjusting his pads. “And who’s topping it?”
Marlow paused, thick eyebrows furrowing in thought, like this was a legitimate question he should consider seriously. “Hollander,” he declared, with entirely too much confidence.
“I mean…Hollander’s got a nice ass,” Stebbins offered, as if to support Marlow.
“And Hollander’s, like, kinda pretty too,” Carmichael chimed in. Seriously? Carmichael? The fuck? “Pretty like a girl.”
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Mark is straight. So is his roommate, Johnny. Strapped for cash, and somewhat desperate, they agree on the only logical fix — filming videos of them having sex to post on the internet.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Mark jumps 10 years into the future. Johnny Suh is sleeping in the same bed as him.
And is his husband, apparently.
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“Oh, shit. I do remember you!” Johnny suddenly amended, recognition lighting up in his face, grin widening.
“Huh?” Mark yelled, heart leaping to his throat, positive he misheard him.
Johnny’s palm wrapped around the back of Mark’s neck, fingertips sliding through the blonde curls at the nape of Mark’s neck, thumb brushing the band of the cat ears. And then he was leaning down, lips teasing the shell of Mark’s ear. “I said of course I remember you,” Johnny repeated, nose brushing Mark’s temple. Mark’s eyes widened, torso curving in the direction of Johnny’s body heat almost involuntarily. “The cute freshman I wanted to fuck.”
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You’ll go to heaven and I’ll go to hell in the meantime by silversurfer
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Mar 2026
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After Vegas, Shane begins to give up on Ilya and looks for a new way to feel wanted.
Ilya, of course, finds out about this and locks in.
A small dose of jealousy and a bigger dose of communication add up to change the trajectory of their affair from 2014 onward.
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- Part 1 of 2014 Remix
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21 Jun 2026
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everything subdural by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Dec 2025
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Shane gets laid out cold on the ice for the first time in his career. A month later, things go sideways again, and Ilya realizes he doesn't have forever to figure it out anymore.
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- Part 1 of restgently's hollanov
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16 Jun 2026
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Table for Two? by itallends
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Feb 2026
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Rozanov is looking at him intensely, mouth pursed in a smirk, eyes alight. “You eat dinner?”
“What?”
“Dinner,” Rozanov says, “Is meal you eat in evening. You have it?”
“You’re asking me if I eat dinner?”
Rozanov tilts his head. “My English is not so bad, I think.”
“No, it isn’t,” Shane says, although he’s still confused by Rozanov’s question. After a beat, where all he can focus on is Rozanov’s thick eyebrows, Shane confirms: “Yes, of course I eat dinner.”
“Good. Me too.” Rozanov is still smirking. Shane’s starting to think it might be his default expression. “We have that in common: playing hockey and eating dinner.”
Or: five times Ilya Rozanov tried to ask out Shane Hollander, and the one time he succeeded.
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15 Jun 2026
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“Go?” Rozanov repeats, and Shane thinks he manages to nod, thinks he manages to spin some kind of excuse that he knows Rozanov doesn’t really buy, but he needs to go. He needs to get out of here. He needs to find somewhere quiet and calm where he can ride out this panic and painful tightness until he can catch his breath again. He needs-
He needs to go.
“I’m sorry,” he says, turning heel and resisting the urge to just book it right for the front door only because he’d rather not have to explain to Hayden why he returned from a hookup with Boston Lily in men’s clothes that he certainly didn’t leave in.
It’s not until he makes it halfway up the stairs to Rozanov’s bedroom that it occurs to him in a cold rush that it isn’t just anxiety that makes it this hard to breathe.
“No,” he tells himself firmly, white knuckling the bannister and trying to take a deep breath just to prove that he can.
It wheezes.
(how the tuna meltdown is averted through the power of food allergies and anaphylaxis)
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14 Jun 2026
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Modern Lockets by princepixel
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 May 2026
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“Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”
A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”
“I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.
In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.
…At least, not yet.
(AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)