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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Shortly after the conclusion of Monsignor Wicks’ murder case, Father Jud Duplenticy goes to a church near Chimney Rock to confess to having broken his vow of chastity.

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    04 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    "The timin’ works out. It’ll be a little business trip for both of us.”

    “Yeah,” Jud breathes. “Sorry, I just — I can’t believe it. I’m going to Rome. To meet the Pope. With you.”

    Blanc chuckles awkwardly, trying not to feel caught off-guard. Then, puffing his chest, he says, “Well, I dare say I do sweeten the pot.”

    “You do,” Jud says seriously.

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    Six months after that fated goodbye hug, Blanc and Jud find themselves going on a business trip to Italy.

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    30 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    Rumble and Astrotrain have a bet that Rumble can't get Astrotrain off. As happens, things don't go according to plan. (Now with alternate, less squicky, version available)

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    12 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    “So you’re that type of mech, hm?”
    Cliffjumper’s frown deepened and he barely turned his helm to glare over his shoulder.
    However, he quickly found it was difficult to know where to point his glare when the enemy was stuck in his alt-mode. If he was a car it would be easy, and Cliffjumper had some idea of where to look at a flight-mode. He wasn’t dumb.
    But it was a harder call when the leader of the Decepticons was a gun.

    Basically silly G1 fun meets gunfucking.

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    11 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    Hot Rod rips Deadlock's hand off as soon as he steadies himself. “What is your problem?

    “My problem,” Deadlock deadpans. He gives Hot Rod a quizzical little smile, trying, for some absurd reason, to find a considerate way to bring it up. There isn’t one. “Have you always liked it up the aft?”

    Hot Rod’s engine turns over with a scandalized rev, his optics wide and bright. “Excuse me?”
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    One Autobot's wardrobe malfunction is another Decepticon's wet dream, or however the saying goes.

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    30 Apr 2026