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  1. Rec 54

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    Karkat doesn't like anything. Except justice. Sollux likes Karkat and being a snarky little shit.

    Fighting crime is what they do.

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    05 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 50

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    What kind of troll approaches Drone Season by advertising for an anonymous, sex-free pail-filling session online? The same kind of troll who tries to befriend their anonymous donor afterward, apparently.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Wherein a pair of moirails attempt to help each other fill missing quadrants, while hiding their blood colors for disparate reasons; the awkward relationships of juvenile trolls are parodied for comedic effect; three major characters wear sunglasses; featuring graphic depictions of pale relations; several flushed kisses; and one humorous decapitation.

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    05 Jun 2026

  4. Rec 59

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    The university that John Egbert attends has recently decided that if he wants dorm accommodation for the next four years, he has to share with a troll. He gets Karkat Vantas, who is decidedly annoyed with the new policy, really weird about romance, and apparently in love with him.

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    04 Jun 2026

  5. Rec 12

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    CG: WHAT I'M *ASKING* FOR IS A HINT ON THIS PROGRAMMING PROBLEM I TOLD YOU ABOUT LAST WEEK, YOU RECALCITRANT BEESLURPER.
    CG: I'VE BEEN LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND TRYING TO COME UP WITH A SOLUTION THAT SEEMS LIKELY TO TERMINATE BEFORE THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
    TA: 2ee, that2 probably your problem riight there.
    CG: WHAT. WHAT IS MY PROBLEM.
    CG: WAIT A SECOND, IS THIS ACTUALLY A HINT?! IF SO, IT'S TERRIBLE.
    TA: never miind. ju2t a 2hiitty joke.

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    04 Jun 2026