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In which Sakusa Rin and Miya Raku attempt a twin swap, and Sakusa Kiyoomi and Miya Atsumu find their way back together.
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- Part 1 of the parent trap
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26 May 2026
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"You fucking suck," Sakusa tells him, then shakes his head. He completely gives up using the wine glass and sips straight from the bottle instead. "Have we talked about frogs tonight? Or ferrets? Lets talk about them, please."
"I wish I were an owl so I could lay eggs," Bokuto tells Inunaki next to him.
"I thought I was talking about fun frog facts," Sakusa cuts in, comically put out.
"Oh. Sorry. Continue."
Atsumu watches Sakusa continue his tangent on frogs. He learns a lot of things while listening to Sakusa's smooth voice, hands gesturing aimlessly as he explains. Frogs are diverse, tailless amphibians, with permeable skin that allows them to breathe and "drink" water directly through their bodies. They are carnivores with teeth, capable of jumping over 20 times their height and using their eyes to help swallow food. As of tonight, Miya Atsumu might be hopelessly more than in-like with Sakusa Kiyoomi. Ah, fuck.
A text from Ushijima on Sakusa's phone leads Atsumu into believing they're dating. Obviously, the only option now is to spend all his time with Sakusa until he realizes that Atsumu's the better option.Bookmarked by friendandphoe
10 May 2026
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Five Easy Steps for Getting On Sakusa Kiyoomi's Shit List by discokonomi
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
20 Nov 2023
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"I care about my baby brother," Osamu says, grinning, despite Atsumu's usual protests that he's not a fucking baby, "and I wanna make sure no one from the big city is sending him lewd materials and trying to corrupt a little country boy."
"We live in an apartment building and there are three konbini in walking distance, this ain't the boonies."
"Tiny little country mouse," Osamu sings, tearing open the envelope to reveal— "what the fuck is this."
You're on my shit list reads the card on the table, and Atsumu grabs it before Osamu can make an attempt for it.
"I can't believe he has more of these."
"More of them- what? Is this an ongoin’ thing? How long have ya been engaged in correspondence with this bastard?"
"Stop makin' correspondence sound like a dirty word, 'Samu, I ain't a Victorian maiden."
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Five times Atsumu made it onto Kiyoomi's Shit List, and one time he stayed there.
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07 Dec 2025
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kiss a kitty by persimmonsandcats
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
15 Jun 2025
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“We have a problem.” Satoru announces, slamming into Suguru’s studio two days later. He feels guilty. Like so so guilty.
“That so?” Suguru asks from his bed, lounging in a pair of sweats, his shirt hiked up. He scratches at his happy trail and glances over at Satoru. His demeanor changes instantly at whatever he sees on Satoru’s face. He swings his feet off his low bed, sitting up and leaning forward. “Satoru, what’s wrong?”
Satoru situates himself on the bed next to Suguru, crossing his legs and sitting so they’re facing each other. He meets Suguru’s eyes and cannot speak. Totally blank brain. Suguru touches his knee gently, probably about to say something helpful and kind like take your time or whatever you need.
For some reason, Satoru panics.
“I can’t come.” He announces, much louder than he needs to. “Unless I’m thinking about you.”
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15 Sep 2025
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“I can’t tell if this is extremely weird or extremely sweet.” Komori hums, “I think it’s maybe kind of both.”
“It’s not weird,” Kiyoomi says sternly, “Fans do this all the time.”
“Yeah but you’re not ‘fans’,” Komori tilts his head to the side as he watches him, “You’re Sakusa Kiyoomi. You were on the cover of volleyball monthly. Every time you see Miya in person you pretend to forget his name but now you’re wearing his merch”
When an old photo resurfaces with damning evidence of his infatuation with a certain setter, Kiyoomi makes a new ally, creates a series of misunderstandings, traumatizes half the team, and still somehow gets the guy.
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- Part 3 of Fan Behavior
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12 Aug 2025