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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    "It's just a drink, Weasley. Don't be so bloody precious."

    This story starts with sex. It continues with sex. And it ends with sex. But, reader, I regret to inform you that this is very much not a story about sex.

    An ode to very oblivious idiots, and the many and varied ways we deny ourselves what makes us happy.

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    02 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    “Tell you what. Let’s make a little wager. You pick any single bloke in this pub except Draco, I don’t care who it is. I’ll go chat him up, and I’ll try to pull. And I’ll succeed. And when I do, you have to go talk to Draco about your feelings. Deal?”

    Harry was watching him. “You’ve never pulled a bloke before, have you?”

    Ron shrugged. “I’ve been pulled. Same thing, innit?”

    Harry held out his hand. “Deal.”

    Ron raised his eyebrows as they shook. That had been a little easier than he’d expected.

    “So, who’s the future Mr Weasley?”

    Harry grinned and reached up to pat Ron’s cheek, then turned Ron’s jaw to a tall, broad, golden-haired bloke at the end of the bar who was far too hot for Ron. Unfortunately, he probably cancelled it out by being such a fucking wanker.

    “Him,” Harry said.

    “You’ve got to be kidding me,” Ron said, staring at Cormac McLaggen in dismay.

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    31 May 2026

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    “You know, I’ve heard about your famous dares, but I’ve never actually seen one that was very impressive,” Harry was saying. “Just that thing with Blaise. You’ve been refusing to play at all. I bet you’re out of practice. Lost your nerve.”

    “Oh, you want to play, do you?” Draco said, and if Harry heard the dangerous tone in his voice, he ignored it. 

    “I’ve been saying for months that you were being dramatic, complaining about my dares. I think maybe you’ve lost your touch. I don’t think you can—”

    Draco took the bait. He couldn’t back down from Harry, and he never would.

    “I dare you,” Draco said. “For the next month—” Theo whistled; a month was the maximum length for this game, but it was rare. Draco straightened, crossed his arms, and looked Harry dead in the eye. “For the next month: I get to fuck you whenever, wherever, and however I want.”

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    27 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    Draco says the oral is dreadful. Harry assumes he means sex, has a complete crisis about being bad in bed, and deals with it in the stupidest, sexiest way possible.

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    25 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    “Another seven minutes,” Draco said, a challenge in his eyes. “If you want them.”

    “Yeah,” Harry said, voice steady this time. “I want them.”

    Draco’s answering smile was slow and wicked. “Come here, then,” he murmured.

    Seven minutes in heaven forces Harry and Draco to admit that their fixation on each other is very, very mutual.

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    23 May 2026