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    Chase gets his snooch pounded like he should!!!

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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    House likes to get under Wilson’s skin, he goes a bit too far sometimes. Wilson finds a way to deal with it.

    Or

    House gets his ass beat (quite literally)

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    06 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Such a good fic kudos to my sweet puppy babyboy for this i love him so much guys okg omg okg unngghhh I'm gonna buuussssttttt

  2. Rec *

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    “Are you having a stroke?” Wilson asks, genuinely alarmed now.

    House waves him off. “No, no. Just trying to figure out why, in this charming reality, we’re not having sex.”

    ~

    Or, where the "other" House from a universe where he and Wilson are married, gets sent to the canon-typical universe where... they're not.

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    27 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AMAIZNG. FUCKING AMAZING. READ THE FIRST ONE TO THIS SERIES TOO. JUST FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

  3. Rec 38

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    '“If you don’t have a dog, why do you have this?”

    And then Wilson turns around, House’s collar wrapped delicately around his hand.

    ...Ah.

    Shit.'

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    Wilson finds House's old collar. He doesn't expect it to lead to anything other than teasing and mockery - until Wilson sets about proving him wrong.

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    01 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    BARK BARK BARK YESSSUHHHHHH I LOVE PUPPY HOUSE

  4. Rec 22

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    “Do you want to come tonight, House?”

    House nods, slowly, hesitantly, beads of sweat already starting to gather on his forehead. Wilson runs his tongue over the front of his teeth. The look in his eyes is downright predatory.

    “Then you're going to fuck the bike.”

    (aka what happens when james wilson gets jealous)

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    29 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I FUCKING LOVE SADISTIC WILSON

  5. Public Bookmark 80

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    a compilation of my nsfw House MD fanart (all of which can also be found on my twitter: Mr_T_B_Jones)

    non-explicit stuff can be found on my tumblr: spro-o

    the images might take a little while to load in, but if any links are broken, let me know and I will try to fix it asap!!

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    15 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    GOOD LORD AND HEAVENS I HAVE COME ACROSS PICASSO HIMSELF.