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In which Simmons tries too hard and Grif doesn't try enough, but they both have their reasons.
(Title changed; Previously titled "Wanna talk about it?")
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Simmons and the Grif siblings become real estate agents of justice. Also for profit. Also for fun. Simmons is a little bit murderous, but it's cool.
Inspired by the PSA "Unreal Estate" because it was extremely good.
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The Restaurant at the End of the Earth by Lieutenant_Kader (geekstar)
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
14 Sep 2017
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They all go out to Sammies in Ithica after saving the world.
With, y'know, complications.
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Michael has a video that he can't stop pausing. He knows he's supposed to watch it all the way through, but he likes this better. This way, it'll never end.
(The immediate aftermath of the season 13 finale if they had gotten their messages)
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Simmons Slipped Up So Hard He Needs Life-Alert by Lieutenant_Kader (geekstar)
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
14 Jun 2016
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Grif was just trying to have a fun night. It was SIMMONS that had to make it all gay and make a decades worth of emotional avoidance a hell of a lot harder to keep up. Why couldn't Simmons be as good as him at infinitely avoiding his sexuality? Get it together Simmons, we can't be running around with healthy coping mechanisms and non-repressed feelings. The nerve of that guy.
And now this whole movie night thing was gonna seem really, REALLY gay.
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Enigmatic Candy Flavored Contextual Feelings Orbs by EctoCoolatta
Fandoms: Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware
15 Jan 2021
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Gordon isn't particularly happy about his new roommate, but if he can't get rid of him, he might as well make an effort to understand the guy. He's got a PHD and he's got at least one research resource, how hard could it POSSIBLY be?
Author's Note: please, god, dni with me or my writing if you consume or create nsfw content of hlvrai, ESPECIALLY if you think of or portray benrey as predatory. I want nothing to do with you if you do or support these things.
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23 Aug 2020
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i don’t think i can stand to be where you don’t see me by livhasnolife
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
03 Apr 2019
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It’s no secret that Grif doesn’t know how to land any form of aircraft, so really, this isn’t his fault. This is common knowledge and Simmons knew what to expect, so if he was really opposed to it, he should have stopped him.
So crashing it? Simmons’ fault. And crashing it into a ditch? The ditch’s fault, obviously.
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It CAN Get Weirder! by orphan_account
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
05 Feb 2019
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The Amazing Spider-Ham gets into a tussle with Doctor Octo-pussy Cat (oh yeah, THAT'S a real character) and finds himself transformed... into a Spider-Man? Come on, that pig thing was his whole shtick! According to a brand new map-goober combo device, the key to becoming his best (read: pig) self again is located in a strange, nearly-abandoned universe, quarantined from other universes by force. Spider-Ham--wait, no, Spider-Ham-Man? Is going to need some help from a few old friends--and a Private Eye who looks really cute under that mask.
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22 Dec 2018
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trailing romantic lyrics in the wind by Prim_the_Amazing for RiaTheDreamer
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
26 Mar 2018
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Simmons settles for his own playlist, of course. There may be a few things in there Grif doesn’t like, but they’ve got mostly the same taste. He likes that.
He does not notice that the playlist he picks is spelled out in all lower letter case, which had been supposed to be a subtle sign to himself to NEVER play it in public.
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- Part 3 of RVB Fluff Week
Bookmarked by Lieutenant_Kader (geekstar)
27 Mar 2018
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Michael Caboose's world fell apart when his partner Church was lost in the drift. But when Caboose turns out to be drift-compatible with Tucker, he might have a second chance to fix what once went wrong.
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