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    Agatha reaches for the idol and Rio uses the couple inches she has on Agatha to keep it out of reach. Agatha growls at her. Oh, this is fun. Every time Rio’s been on this show before, she and Agatha worked together as a well-oiled machine. Until it all went sour. But it’s never been like this, never a push and pull, out here where they are closer to nature, where they are closer to being their animal selves. Rio likes it far more than she should.

    Agatha shoves her to the ground and Rio goes willingly, still holding the idol out of reach of Agatha’s wanting hands. Rio fondly remembers when those hands wanted her.

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    Six years after Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal had their infamous falling out, they’re back on the same season of Survivor. Now they have to outwit, outplay, and outlast each other, amidst a sea of new and returning players who just might shake everything up. A love letter to Survivor (2000-present).

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    26 Jan 2026

  2. Rec 90

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    But she never wears them, the perfumes. They aren’t for her. They aren’t for anyone in particular, anyone at all.

    Or –– perhaps she’s wrong. There is a someone in particular, Eve dares to think in the brief moments before the night rises up again. There is someone she hasn't yet met.

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    Eve makes perfumes. Villanelle steals them.

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    01 Nov 2024

  3. Rec 33

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    Eve still has her shoes on. It feels like she’s always half-ready to leave. Been that way since day one.

    (or: the demise of an adulterous love affair)

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    02 Mar 2023

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    Eve is a highly-skilled dark-wizard catcher, and her job is simple: catch the Twelve, prove Oksana is guilty, and throw all of them into Azkaban forever. But that's easier said than done, though, when Oksana is determined to make Eve fall in love with her instead.

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    “Do you want me to come by your office? I am happy for you to put me in handcuffs,” Oksana replies brazenly.

    “I’ll fucking kill you,” Eve threatens, at the same time Konstantin says, “Oksana, stop talking.”

    “You’ll what, Eve?” Oksana sits up, pretending to be mortified at Eve’s words. Her eyes widen, her bottom lip jutting out in a parody of upset. Slowly, she shakes her head. “Eve, Eve. You break my heart.”
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    (OR: slow-burn villaneve in a wizard government AU featuring politics, lies, prophecies, and inappropriate flirting)

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    10 Aug 2022

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    “It’s been three seconds and I can already tell that hiring you was a mistake,” Agatha informs her, “Why don’t we start your leaving paperwork now?”

    “You know.” Rio takes another, unnecessary sip of her lukewarm coffee, “Most people might say ‘Hey Rio, welcome to your new job, your ass looks great in those pants, let me show you where the fire exits are’.”

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    In the same week that she starts work as her ex-wife's bodyguard, Rio is hired to murder her.

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    05 Nov 2024