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To Taste the Blood Beneath Your Skin by ghostofnoodlewrap
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
24 Sep 2024
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Hunt Avatar Martin works at the Archives with one purpose: to keep the Archivist alive.
He failed with Gertrude. Perhaps he'll have more luck with this new 'Jon.'
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- Part 14 of Twitter Fics
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Molly and Caleb’s alone-time in the hot tub suddenly becomes group hot tub time. Too bad it all happened so quickly that Molly didn’t have the chance to jump off Caleb’s dick.
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Summary: When faced with a door with an unusual locking mechanism, Essek is forced to confess to one very small problem.
(The problem is his penis.)
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The Art of Escape by ghostofnoodlewrap
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
27 Jun 2024
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Gertrude and Needles get locked in an Escape Room together.
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Coleoidea by ghostofnoodlewrap
Fandoms: The Magnus Protocol (Podcast), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
27 Jun 2024
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Ink5oul visits an aquarium.
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Vaguely interconnected fics where Jon and Martin are kinky by ghostofnoodlewrap
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
29 Jan 2023
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(Set within the Underline the Black universe). Faber, an overworked beta with a major case of omega envy, meets alpha Caleb one evening in a bar in the little tourist town of Margaret River in Western Australia, after a day of stressing over a bushfire coming dangerously close to the facility where he works. On a whim, he decides to seduce and let himself be seduced by an alpha, only to realise he's definitely bitten off more than he can chew.
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- Part 2 of Underline the Rainbow
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Bookmarked by ghostofnoodlewrap
17 Oct 2025
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Essek is aware of Caleb's... proclivities. Caleb is starting to learn Essek's, as well.
A porny Polynein Kinktober. Will feature pretty much every combo of Mighty Nein/Essek imaginable, because this war criminal deserves love. Can be read standalone, but is better read after i don't need gravity, i just need growth.
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- Part 2 of and i don't need to be humble
Bookmarked by ghostofnoodlewrap
04 Oct 2024
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Essek had a problem. A human shaped, red haired, annoyingly sharp problem that had been tormenting him ever since Caleb had become a grad student at the Marble Tomes Conservatory.
His solution to that problem, in hindsight, had been incredibly foolish. But how was he to know that after hours of searching the internet for the perfect video that he could take himself in hand to, letting himself imagine that he was the lavender skinned tiefling between the anonymous pale thighs — he would meet Mollymauk in all his ostentatious glory the next evening, wrapped around Caleb’s shoulders.
What follows is Essek’s slow descent into the chaos that is the Mighty Nein’s friend group, and the tangle of feelings that comes from having a crush on your brightest student who you have watched be thoroughly railed by a very very pretty tiefling online.
Or; A Professor, a Prodigy, and a Pornstar walk into a bar …
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Bookmarked by ghostofnoodlewrap
20 Aug 2024
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It's 9:47 pm. Caleb Widogast has a research proposal due in the morning and his trusty coffee maker has unfortunately brewed his last cup. In desperate need of caffeine to make it through the night and get his proposal to an acceptable point, he is lucky enough to stumble into a little Cup of Starlight. And perhaps something more.
Bookmarked by ghostofnoodlewrap
16 Jul 2024
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At 38 years of age, Caleb has nearly finished his graduate studies at the Academy and is just scraping by with a teaching assistant salary and scholarships. When money gets tighter than is comfortable, he turns to his dear friend Astrid-- now Archmage Beck-- for assistance finding less savory work to tide him over. Caleb is sent to meet Essek, who he initially thinks is just a patron that has very particulate taste in bed partners. What he actually gets is much more complicated.
Tl;dr, the Vampire Essek/(Blood) Sugar Baby Caleb AU literally no one asked for.
Bookmarked by ghostofnoodlewrap
24 Dec 2023