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Brian hasn't led an easy life. He grew up in an abusive home, was addicted to Shieldsub and was homeless for six years before he was found and placed with foster parents Mario and Rosa Toretto.
If there was one thing his dad had taught him it was that omegas were nothing, and when they submit? Less than nothing. So there was no way Brian was going anywhere near Dominic Toretto. Not when all he wanted was to fall to his knees whenever Dom was around.THIS FIC WILL NOT BE UPDATED. See Chapter 3.
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“I didn’t think you were condescending,” Hongjoong said, chuckling. “I was annoyed because you kept staring at my girlfriend’s tits.”
This was way worse than how Yunho thought the conversation would go. “Uh, I-I—”
“It’s okay,” she cut him off simply, shrugging. “I think anyone who’s ever met Mingi has had that same reaction. She can’t help being so fucking hot. I just need you to know that we are in a secure relationship, and if you try anything on either of us, I will cut off your balls and feed them to you faster than you can say sorry.”
or alternatively, yunho wants to fuck both hongjoong and her girlfriend mingi so badly that it makes him look stupid.
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22 Jun 2026
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“You can focus on your makeup,” Minho says. “I’ll shave you.”
Jisung blinks up at him with a pleading face. “Hyung, you really– You really don’t have to. You’re too kind to me.” His voice cracks at the last syllable.
“Nonsense. I want you to feel hot, Jisung-ah.”
“..And you don’t think I’ll look stupid?” Jisung whispers, stabbing Minho in the heart.
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Or: Jisung is a mess after his boyfriend broke up with him. Minho wants to fix him.Bookmarked by goshdarngrumpy
08 May 2026
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When hormonal fuckery turns Song Mingi (28, omega, affable tattoo artist) into an embarrassing public spectacle of pre-heat hot-mess, it's his rotten luck that it all goes down in front of one Jeong Yunho (29, alpha, infuriatingly handsome florist, and Mingi's sworn annoyance).
Or: There are a million romantic "meet cutes" enshrined on page and screen. "Reconsider ugly" doesn't have the same ring to it, but Mingi's gonna roll with it anyway.
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22 Apr 2026
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Jisung sighs wistfully. “Sometimes I just think about it.”
“About… sucking dick?”
“Yeah,” he nods, “they look so— I don’t know. It seems like it would be fun.”
“Fun,” Minho echoes distantly.
Jisung develops a new fixation and goes on a journey of self-discovery.
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29 Mar 2026
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Jongho immediately finds it thrilling. He’s getting to do something he was never allowed. No one knows who he is. There is so much to learn.
Everything is going well—
Until he’s hit with a scent that makes his body go weak.
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Jongho is setting aside his title in hopes of better understanding the people he will one day govern. Yeosang is escaping polite society in hopes of reclaiming the pleasures of both craft and self.
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17 Mar 2026