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In Craig's eyes, the school play was for dorky loners; kids who put themselves out there on stage only to become rejects, a kind of social suicide that's 10 times deadlier if you're a dude. After 16 long years of maintaining a decent standing in the popularity hierarchy, Craig wasn't looking to fuck all of that hard work up, so he stayed as far from the drama department as he could. Craig was a boy that generally tried to keep to himself, to blend into the background, and having a bright spotlight on you while you recite corny lines was in no way conducive to either of those things.
All this to say, the thought of going to another show, much less auditioning for the school play, would have never even crossed Craig's mind.
Then Tweek Tweak came on stage.
Tweek Tweak, who Craig had been helplessly, embarrassingly in love with since around the 9th grade.
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Craig decides to audition for his school's production of Romeo and Juliet in an attempt to finally talk to the guy he's in love with.

