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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    "I can't stand lookin' at it. If you don't stop, I just might hafta pound ya…"

    It's cop talk; pretty normal to threaten to beat up the annoying coworker you're stuck with. Kobozu would know; he's usually the annoying coworker.

    But, for some reason, Bailey freezes. His eyes bulge out from under the low brim of his hat, hands still in the air. Is he actually going to stop dancing under threat of violence? Kobozu never thought he'd see the day. He's pretty sure Bailey would wipe the floor with him, actually, but whatever works…

    They stare at each other a moment longer; Kobozu opens his mouth, about to comment, and then Bailey starts dancing again. Faster.

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    Based on a line from Chapter 8.

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    08 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Aziraphale and Crowley choose to put humanity before their own well-being, and come to the conclusion that the best thing for everyone is to create a universe in which there is neither Heaven nor Hell. God grants their request, thus bringing everything to an end, including the long story of the angel and the demon.

    But what if God decides to play one last game?

    Perhaps not everything—or rather, everyone—has disappeared.

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    15 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    As Asa and Anthony pass on, Aziraphale and Crowley awake to a brand new chapter.

    A saccharine post S3 head-canon about the place beyond. Deeply indulgent with so, so much domestic goodness.

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    15 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    “I thought I lost you,” Asa managed to choke out.

    Anthony went quiet for a short moment, then shook his head hard enough to press into Asa’s, “I’m not going anywhere.”

    Asa was the one shaking his head, now, “We didn’t have a choice.” He felt the fear settle. To rage. To wrath. “We never had a choice.”

    And when Anthony didn’t know what to say to that, he just pressed a firm kiss to his temple, as he always did. And, for a moment, Asa’s heart wanted to crawl out of his chest to find someone else. Someone with the same face, the same lips, and bright gold, slitted eyes and fiery red hair. Someone he had made up. Dreams were just dreams. And he would feel normal in the morning. He would feel normal when he forgot.

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    The one where Asa Fell worries he might be losing his mind, or experiencing something far less scientific: (a perversion of) Catholicism. Only God knows.

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    15 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    “My dear,”, Aziraphale whispered then, barely above a breath, heart ready to burst with happiness, nerves giddy and beating wildly. “A few years ago, you did something that I wasn’t quite ready for.”

    Crowley nodded, eyes big, and Aziraphale felt him tremble in his hold. 

    “I’d quite like to return the favor- if it still stands?”
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    God reacts differently to the decision that Aziraphale and Crowley made & decided to helps those two idiots, one last time

    Gotta do everything around here, apparently

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    15 May 2026