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    Scaramouche cleared his throat and, in the mildest tone he’d ever heard Scaramouche use in his life, said, “Idiot, the others keep bringing those books up because your reactions are so extreme every time.”

    He kicked Childe’s leg lightly, “If you don’t react, they’ll get bored.”

    He blurted out, “Easy for you to say, you’re not the one bursting into tears and begging for a hard cock up his ass every other line.”

    Shit. He shouldn’t have said that.

    Scaramouche turned bright red and spluttered, “w-what the fuck, you’re reading it?”

    Childe scrambled for an excuse, “I had to know! Dottore and Pantalone won’t shut up about it, and it’s me in that novel.”

    Or: Someone's writing porn about Childe and Scaramouche and it's ruining Childe's life

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    28 Nov 2022

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    “I’m convinced he thinks you two are flirting.”

    “He’d have to be an idiot to think that,” Scaramouche replies, appalled by the thought.

    And then it hits him like a freight train. Childe is an idiot.

    In which Scaramouche has the misfortune of being college roommates with his arch-nemesis.

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    27 Nov 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    “Luuuucioooo,” Genji called, trying to get his boyfriend’s attention, giving the back of his head the most tempting bedroom eyes he could.

    “No.” Lúcio’s response was bemused.

    “But Lu, you don’t even know what I was going to ask.” Genji told him with a pout.

    “You want sex.” Lúcio was still bemused, and Genji pouted more, folding his arms across his chest.

    “No!” Genji replied, indignant. There was a pause, where Genji looked up, meeting Lúcio’s eyes through the mirror again. “Well okay fine. Yes.”

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  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    just some scenarios jude and jonesy could get into :)

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    29 Oct 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    Jonesy has barely put in any time as a junior Rent-a-Cop at the mall when Ron asks him to investigate a rumour of unsavoury things going down in the Men's Loathsome Washrooms. What will Jonesy find there, and who could be on the other side of glory?

    Based on the Season One Episode "The Slow and the Even Tempered" where Jonesy works for Ron the Rent-a-Cop.

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    27 Oct 2022