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Lilac, a professional assassin with a body count even he can barely keep up with, is hired to kill a wealthy heir, Yogurt Cream. It was supposed to be an easy target, it was at first, until he started to develop feelings for him.
But Lilac had never let any of his emotions get in the way of his missions in the past, and it would always end with him getting his promised payment. He was also smart enough to know that indulging in love affairs would only worsen his situation. So he can surely get over a simple crush, right?
Wrong.
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"Its not even a love triangle, it's just messy" by half_cooked
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, Les Misérables - All Media Types
19 Mar 2025
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Le plus dangereux c'est d'aimer by half_cooked
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
18 Aug 2024
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"How do you do it, 'Ferre?" Enjolras says blankly. Combeferre blinks. "How is it that you and Courf are so happy?"
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Enjolras comes barging in at Combeferre's door, there is a lot to speak of
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Lilac agrees to accompany Yogurt Cream to have some sort of picnic in the gardens
But this time, Yogurt finally decided to try something new
(Crappy description, I know, But it's 3am and I just finished schoolwork so my brain is pretty fried.)
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Steeped Leaves and Snowy Nights by Legos_Love_history
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising (Cartoon 2023), Guts & Blackpowder (Roblox)
04 Oct 2025
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After the Merge, multiple merge-quakes in different sizes come to cause chaos on what it had already left. the world is stitched from fragments that were never meant to touch. For Lloyd, the legendary green ninja of ninjago, it means waking in a land of blackpowder and marching boots, far from Ninjago and the ones he swore to protect. For Karl, officer of the Garde zu Fuß regiment, it means guarding a stranger who seems more dream than soldier.
The blight spreads, the regiment marches, and promises must be made. Yet in the quiet between duty and dawn, something else begins—slow, careful, impossible. Like tea steeping in the cold of war, trust, and perhaps even a deeper form of affection, take root.Author's note: This is literally the first fanfiction I've ever wrote in years. So I don't really know what I'm doing most of the time. Oh and also, this was a Crackship I made as a joke while playing the game. I do t think it's a joke anymore though
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None of the other members of Les Amis de L'ABC truly comprehend the instantaneous spark of passion that bound Grantaire to Enjolras's orbit, nor are they likely to understand why Enjolras is so particular in his vituperation of this one, singular unbeliever in their midst. Enjolras may insist that this is because none of them were there when he met the man, but in the time since, they have seen enough of their disagreements that one and all are just as certain that they will never understand as they are certain that Grantaire will never leave Enjolras's side.
"Ha! Grantaire was your name? I shall like to know you better. But if you will take my counsel -- never let Enjolras understand you have a purpose other than revolution. He will not abide you."
"Then he will not abide me, for I am honest to a fault."
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12 Oct 2024
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Primary Relations - A Politician’s Journey rev 2-1.avi by samyazaz for sigh_no_more
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
12 Dec 2014
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Written for the 2014 Les Misérables Holiday Exchange:
Enjolras is a previously-unknown politician campaigning to get onto the ballot. Grantaire is a filmmaker who's documenting their journey leading up to the primary election.
This is the result.
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21 Sep 2024
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He has sworn never to go back to the ballet world. He has no intention of dancing again. But somewhere the Fates are having a real party laughing down at him, because one minute Grantaire's living his life in peace and the next he's - choreographing a new ballet of the Iliad?
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- Part 1 of Arcadia ballet!verse
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27 Jul 2024
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Arthur was never supposed to find out about his magic, it just wasn't a priority when keeping their destinies on track. Merlin always imagined that eventually, after all of the fear prejudice had eased, he would tell Arthur on his own terms. It wasn't supposed to happen like it did.
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- Part 3 of All the Ways a King Can Love a Sorcerer
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19 Jul 2024