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Cum Together by halfpastemu
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), the bible???, Kurt Cobain breafly mentioned
08 Nov 2020
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„Holy fuck. Jesus?“ John said in mild dissbelief, his eyes moving between inspecting the blunt in his hand and looking at the man in front of him.
„I don't understand the John Lennon hype at all.“ said Jesus, his eyes squinched and arms hanging limply, looking completely done.
John ignored him, eyes fixiated on the joint he was now holding in both his hands as if it was a priceless relic. „What does Paul put in these?“
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read and find out~
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It's just a normal day off, Mitch is acting a bit strange, Harry wears a peculiar shirt, and things happen.
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Sympathy For The Devil by halfpastemu for GoldCrystalCat
Fandoms: Camp Camp (Web Series)
18 Jun 2019
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Nerris is a demon agent from Hell, sent to sanction a number of very strange serial suicides in England, 1945. The culprit definatelly isn't mortal, but without any other leads, she faces a difficult challange finding him...or so she thinks.
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When Wriothesley gets amnesia, the only memories that remain are of his lifelong crush on the Chief Justice.
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- Part 1 of loving you in every lifetime
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06 Jan 2024
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Wriothesley never really imagined that helping an injured otter would end up with him living with a mysterious yet captivating being.
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A boon from Hypnos was a rare thing indeed. Zagreus did not know he had one to give. Yet when it came to Thanatos and his well being, both were willing to try something new.
(AKA Hypnos is a concerned brother who just wants Thanatos to chill, and Zagreus is a bit of an idiot when it comes to realizing he's caught feelings.)
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- Part 1 of The Boon
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"Please consider what I’m about to say. Think of it as you return to your mother. You must put as much thought into it as you can. Will you? Please, promise me you will.”
“Yes! Whatever it is, I’ll consider it.”
“Eventually Lord Hades will have mercy upon you. He will. I know that must sound strange—the most severe of the gods showing mercy where his kindred won’t—but it’s the truth. The Olympians are more… unreliable. The only way I can see to protect the Underworld and in turn you and your mother is this: Bind yourself to me.” His hands tremble. He brushes his thumb along the crook of Zag’s throat, so very sweet, even when he’s rigid with tension. “Wed me.”
Raised by his mother far away from both Olympus and the Underworld, a strange series of events leads Zagreus to meeting a faceless, nameless Chthonic god.
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13 Aug 2022
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nothing else but us right here by supernope for onewasturning
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
27 Jul 2013
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Louis sighs and gives himself a mental pep talk as he smooths his jumper down over his hips. He can do this. He can resist the draw of Harry Styles, because he is a responsible, mature adult, and as much as he wants to tangle his fingers in that mess of hair and map those ridiculous tattoos with his tongue, he does not want to get his daughter’s favorite teacher fired.
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31 Mar 2021