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Shane's not too keen on any resident of Pelican Town, but the new farmer in town deserves special credit for drawing his ire in a new way. But as the months progress, an unlikely friendship grows between them, and Shane will eventually have to decide whether or not he can really open up to her.
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26 Dec 2025
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“Why do you ask?”
“No matter to worry the unlettered over. If you meet any elder wizards let me know; there is a matter I’d like to seek advice on from a master.”
“About how to use a portal without getting stuck inside a stone?” she queried with false innocence.
“No,” he said, clearly ruffled. “About something else.”--
Set during and after the events of Baldur's Gate 3, Clara [Tav], a half-elf bard with mysterious magic, pulls Gale from a Netherese sigil. As they search for a cure for the tadpoles in their brains, they begin to experience the pull of something more than friendship. But Clara is more than she lets on. And Gale, the ever-curious wizard, can't help but notice.
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This is my ADHD hyperfocus project, I welcome comments to encourage my dopamine-seeking brain to keep going!
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Smut on Chapters 27 and 29 for those who'd like to know.
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**Currently on hiatus as work has gotten crazy!**Bookmarked by hellsjanit0r
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Astarion's Vile, Complex Plan That Came Together by UsuallyDyingInside
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
27 May 2026
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For the first time that either of them can remember, Astarion and Tav are happy. With the Netherbrain defeated and their worst enemies vanquished, they finally have time to live their lives like regular people. Sure, there are friends to visit, family to search for, and that whole pesky sunlight problem, but overall, life is good. Things are just about perfect until the day that a vampire shows up on the couple’s doorstep in broad daylight claiming to be Astarion. This version of the beloved vampire, though, went through with ascending.
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TLDR; Ascended!Astarion shows up on Spawn!Astarion's doorstep, scheming to steal his girl (Durge).
Main relationship: Spawn!Astarion x Durge!Tav
Main POV: Astarion (Spawn)
Occasional POV: Durge (Tav)
Guest appearance POV: Astarion (Ascended)Post-Game events based on Astarion's Nice, Simple Plan That Fell Apart
It's not necessary to read the first fic to enjoy this one, but it's there if you want to!Series
- Part 2 of Astarion Isn't the Best at Planning
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08 Aug 2025
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The battle is over, but the wounds it left behind run deeper than any blade. Some victories cost more than a crown
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04 Aug 2025
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Not Dead or Alive, but a Secret Third Thing by sistersorceress
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
29 Nov 2025
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Cursed to die on her thirtieth birthday, Lara has resigned herself to the life of a minor Faerûnian hero – an arcane hunter barely scratching the surface of her magical talents, a quick-witted drifter who avoids attachments like the plague.
Just as the curse is about to claim her life, Lara is infected with a mind flayer parasite. And that's not even the worst of it.
The road ahead is fraught with battles. Some are the kind you'd expect: the various beasts, bastards, cults and creeps of the Sword Coast and the planes beyond. Others are about to prove far more challenging: the mortifying ordeal of being known, entirely sausage-based dinners, and an unreasonably massive crush on an unreasonably attractive wizard.
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The tale of my storm sorcerer Tav and her journey through the events of the game, particularly her burgeoning friendships with her new companions and ESPECIALLY her romance with a certain Waterdhavian wizard.An overwhelmingly unserious fic for the most part. Rated explicit for frequent discussions of death and violence, language and sexual references. Also, actual sex.
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22 Jul 2025