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“God, more,” you catch yourself whimpering out. Not as a command, but as a beg. “More, more, please…” Your legs open up beckoningly. “More.”
“So you do know how to say please.”
“Huh?”
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This is a somewhat old fic that only exists because one person wanted it.
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“Highblood, forgive me, if I’d known that this film contained such filth, I-”
What you see sends your bloodpusher pounding out of your chest and through your throat. Gamzee, the ever-incongruous aristocrat, Gamzee, your very own purpureus temptress, Gamzee, your flushcrush – has his hand in his pants.
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Gamzee jerks off in front of Equius. Equius likey. Gamzee kills two birds with one stone.
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EriGam blowjob drabble; Gamzee has terrible bj etiquette.
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The Louvre by 3kanite
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 May 2026
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Hopelessly blocked, young artist Johnny Joestar attends a figure drawing class as a last-ditch effort to regain his inspiration. There he meets a model, Gyro Zeppeli, who might just be the key to getting his spark back.
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28 May 2026
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“Never?” He repeated.
“What? Does that surprise you, Doc?”
Ratio tried to process everything, Aventurine just pulled the stem off of the cherry like it meant nothing, then it placed it between his teeth. “It’s not that groundbreaking, is it? I mean,” His eyes watched as it kept poking between his lips, before he continued. “If I just do it for work, then who really cares if I finish or not.”
“But Gambler,” He could feel himself get grey hairs because of him, “You do it all the time. For work.”
Aventurine shrugged, “I don't think I'm missing out much. Like, don't get me wrong. I’ve gotten close a few times but why waste my own time, yaknow?” Right as he finished speaking Aventurine spit the tied cherry stem into his martini glass. “I wouldn't want it becoming a bad habit now, would I.”
Or; Dr. Ratio helps Aventurine have an orgasm.
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01 Feb 2026
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up there, down here by MikaMurha
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
19 Mar 2022
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Gyro & Johnny meet in the mid-nineties, on an AOL chatroom.
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22 May 2026
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TG: oh my god bro
TG: i didnt want to believe it but this confirms it
TG: youre actually fucking whipped
TG: whipped like heavy cream
TG: whipped like i cant believe its not butter
TG: whipped like the chocolate in a mars bar
TG: i cant believe you youre a disgrace to striders everywhere- Language:
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