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i thought you wanted to kill me (turns out you wanted to kiss me) by Maximum (holyshitbro)
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09 May 2026
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“My dad used to tell me something after races,” Max said quietly. “When I was younger.”
Charles stayed still.
Max kept his eyes fixed on the asphalt instead of him.
“He said everyone behind you matters. Your engineers. Your team. The people who stay when you win.”
A pause.
“And everyone beside you is temporary.”
The words settled heavily into the humid Monaco air.
“He told me if you let people get beside you, eventually they slow you down. Distract you. Leave.” Max laughed once under his breath, bitter and exhausted.
“That the only way people stay is if you keep giving them reasons to.”
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- Part 5 of The only language we speak
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“You know,” Jos said softly, “I flew six hours to Monaco thinking I’d watch my son remind the grid who he is.”
Max’s jaw tightened.
“But instead…” Jos laughed once under his breath. “Instead I watched you hesitate over a Ferrari driver.”
“It wasn’t hesitation.”
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- Part 4 of The only language we speak
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The telemetry leak turns the Monaco Grand Prix into a scandal overnight.
Now the entire paddock thinks Max Verstappen threw away victory for Charles Leclerc, and suddenly Charles’s long-awaited home win feels poisoned by pity and speculation.
Meanwhile, Max refuses to apologize.
Not to the FIA.
Not to the press.
And especially not to Charles.As rumors spread through the grid and the fallout threatens to swallow them both whole, Charles is forced to confront something far more dangerous than public opinion:
the possibility that Max didn’t lift out of mercy at all.
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- Part 3 of The only language we speak
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The telemetry leaks within the hour.
Suddenly, Max Verstappen’s impossible decision on the final lap of Monaco becomes the center of the paddock, the media, and the entire Formula 1 world.
Everyone wants an explanation.
Max refuses to give one.
Meanwhile, Charles Leclerc is left holding the trophy he spent his whole life chasing, wondering how something can feel earned and devastating at the same time.
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- Part 2 of The only language we speak
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“Max, conditions worsening. If you see a move—take it.”
In the rain-soaked streets of Monaco, Max Verstappen spends thirty laps hunting down Charles Leclerc through standing water, shattered visibility, and the ghosts that haunt Charles’s home race.
He has every opportunity to overtake.
He doesn’t.
Instead, somewhere between the spray and the barriers, between instinct and obsession, Max makes a choice that will ruin the race for both of them forever.Series
- Part 1 of The only language we speak
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They spent fifteen years trying to beat each other.
The problem was that neither of them realized they’d been loving each other in the exact same language.
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Charles Leclerc is an expert at hiding his exhaustion behind a professor’s perfect smile. Max Verstappen is an expert at getting what he wants, regardless of the rules. They have nothing in common—except for the university’s stifling hallways and a dangerous curiosity that Max has no intention of hiding.
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04 Jun 2026
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Charles stared at the Discord popup like it had cursed at him randomly.
He clicked, and answered the call.
“Hey.”
The voice came through clear, rich, and far too smooth for someone who had just LMFAO in a casual conversation. It was low, slightly raspy, and tinged with an accent that Charles couldn’t immediately place but sounded… Dutch? Belgian? European chaos?
“Can you hear me?” SuperMax asked again.
Charles forgot how to breathe for half a second. He made a strange sound in the back of his throat. Something between a cough and a nervous bonjour .
“Yes,” he managed, voice cracking like a haunted violin. “Yes. Loud and clear.”
“Cool,” SuperMax replied. “Screen share when you’re ready, Lecloof.”
OR:
Charles hired a Valorant coach to fix his aim. Not develop a crush on the Dutch guy roasting his mouse grip.
Now he's flustered by hand cams, ignoring his situationship, and maybe falling for the voice in his headset.
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04 Jun 2026
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Oscar should’ve known.
Oscar should’ve known, from the very first second he saw him. Perhaps he was shocked, after not seeing Lando for the last 15 years, some details flew over his head, but everything was so clear now…Lando’s plump lips and his perfect cupid’s bow, his vivid ocean eyes and doll eyelashes, his perfectly curled hair, the way his honeyed skin glistened under the evening sun, or his heart shaped smile when he laughed. It was all so clear … but Oscar couldn’t make sense out of his friend’s ethereal beauty up until now.
Lando is standing right in front of him, pure white wings displayed gracefully on his back, delicate feathers slowly falling on their living room’s floor. Oscar stares in awe, and Lando stares back, confused.
“You— you can see me ?”
or in which cupid lacks love, and Oscar’s got the heart eyes.
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Bookmarked by Maximum (holyshitbro)
04 Jun 2026
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Max never liked figure skating, but now there’s one skater for whom he’s willing to sit in the stands for every performance.
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Bookmarked by Maximum (holyshitbro)
03 Jun 2026
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"I'm asking you again. How many manhole covers did you manage to steal?" The precinct officer laces his fingers together and lets out a heavy sigh. This is already the fifth time this week he's been brought in.
For as long as he could remember, Kimi had hated Oliver Verstappen-Leclerc. Whether it was the painful aftermath of his parents' divorce, or just ordinary teenage maximalism that still hadn't gone away (and he was twenty-two years old, by the way!). A story about how Kimi was forced to straighten up and put up with Oliver.
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02 Jun 2026