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Summary: Literally just a 40 Year Old Virgin AU. In this part, Spencer finally gets off with something (someone) other than his own hand.
Pairing: Spencer Reid x fem!reader
Category: smut
Warnings/Includes: making out, heavy petting, dry humping, Spencer comes in his pants, reader also comes, a little bit of marking, sort of sub!Spencer vibes, and a tiny mention of breeding kink bc that’s just who I am now
a/n: virgin!Spence is near and dear to my heart. 40yovirgin!Spence is practically canon. ♥️ also, I'm on tumblr as homoose! Just figured I'd let you all know that lol.
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Summary: Our favorite couple has some catching up to do.
Pairing: Spencer Reid x fem!reader
Category: hurt/comfort, fluff
Warnings/Includes: descriptions of Mexico and prison; they have a sleepover, but it’s just talking and sleeping 🥰
a/n: Here we go!!!!! We’re picking up from right where we left off in tmsidk part X.
Song Rec: The Luckiest by Ben Folds
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- Part 8 of Teach Me Something I Don't Know
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Summary: Prof!Spencer has been thinking about having sex in his office for a while now. Reader helps him make it happen.
Pairing: Spencer Reid x fem!reader
Category: smut, 18+ (minors DNI)
Warnings/Includes: established relationship, exhibitionism, light sub!spencer (but really just whipped!spencer), oral (fem receiving), penetrative sex, dirty talk, insecure!reader, jealous!reader, loud af!spencer, v light hand over mouth action
a/n: An anon asked me if reader was a switch… here’s your answer. Also because we already got to see Spencer be jealous af, we deserved to have jealous reader, too. ♥️
a/n 2: This is a companion to the latest chapter of my series, but it can mostly stand alone! All you need to know is it’s an established relationship and she’s been invited to visit him at the university.
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- Part 9 of Teach Me Something I Don't Know
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Summary: Spencer is a little jealous of reader’s high school boyfriend, and they work it out over the back of a truck.
Pairing: Spencer Reid x fem!reader
Warnings/Includes: alcohol consumption (reader is tipsy but not drunk), jealous!Spencer, dom!Spencer (still pretty soft tho), outdoor sex, rough sex, dirty talk, light degradation, discussion of safe word (it is not invoked), overstimulation/oversensitivity, unprotected sex, breeding kink, fingering (before and after orgasm), comeplay, WOOF okay I think that’s it but lmk if I missed anything
a/n: This is in the tmsidk/lhalc verse, but I think it can mostly stand on its own. All you need to know is that it’s an established relationship and Spencer is jealous after a small interaction with reader’s high school ex lol.
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- Part 7 of Teach Me Something I Don't Know
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When Will asks him to pick Michael up from school, Spencer may or may not develop a schoolboy crush on the kindergarten teacher.
Warnings/Includes: none
a/n: Here she is! I’m not sure exactly what it is about Spencer Reid x teacher!reader, but it is my most requested fic topic, and I am happy to oblige! This is the first in a multi-part series.
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- Part 1 of Teach Me Something I Don't Know
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@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
This is very rude Hollander… I am TIRED@thisisilya ✔️
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your children have killed me. killed me dead.@ShaneHollander24✔️
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*our@thisisilya ✔️
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No yours only. I disown them. I divorce you. I sleep for 10 years. Goodbye, world.@ShaneHollander24 ✔️
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Don’t say that about our kids! What is wrong with you????@thisisilya ✔️
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You do not know but they are beasts. Evil beasts.(snippets of ilya as a wag/stay at home husband & dad, as seen through social media <3)
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As he walked past he caught a brief exchange between the two.
“Thanks for cleaning up out here, I know there are things you’d rather do than clean up after us,”
Rozanov laughed and kissed Shane. “Yes, I do not like playing maid for Boiziau and Pike. But I know you will stress if it is not done, so I do it. Go, relax.”
In response, Shane melted into Rozanov. Shit, JJ could understand why. That was actually romantic as fuck. Damn, Rozanov.
(jj and hayden visit shane at the cottage & jj realises there’s more to rozanov than he ever knew)
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He'd still not seen them kiss or touch in any way that signified love or affection, despite their now very public relationship and the elephant-in-the-room matching gold rings. No, instead, he’d seen Hollander push Rozanov away and tell him to 'fuck off'.
The next half an hour did nothing to lessen his view that they do not seem very compatible. They barely touch. Every time Rozanov moved to touch his husband, Hollander moved away, looking awkward. Instead, they bickered and threw chirps at one another like they were still bitter rivals on the ice.
Then, slowly but surely, Shane Hollander got drunk.
The second the third vodka passed Shane's lips, Wyatt Hayes had let out a long-suffering sigh and said, "Here they go."
Scott frowned, not understanding. "What do you mean?"
Boodram chuckled. “Oh, you’ll see.”
Scott and Carter exchanged a glance as if to say ‘what the fuck?’.
(scott doesn't understand how hollander and rozanov work. one night in his bar is enough for him to realise that he's an idiot)
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Surprisingly, Rozanov seemed to understand completely. “Long distance is hard, yes?”
Wyatt saw Bood’s eyebrows raise. “You talking about your girl, Rozy?”
Rozanov shrugged. “We know what it is like. I have had years of practice. Was complicated. Long distance is shit. It is better now I am here, in Ottawa.”
“What?”
“Yes, uh- she is from Ottawa.”
Bood’s mouth dropped open. “That’s why you moved teams? For her?”
(snapshots from the centuars pov of ilya rozanov moving too ottawa)
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Signs of Life by jukoist for caffiend
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Feb 2026
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There is a strong scent of antiseptic in the air, the kind that always haunts hospitals and morgues. Ilya thinks it is fitting. He thinks, perhaps, that some vital organ of his is failing irreparably, and he is only waiting for a doctor to call out his time of death.
“You have lost your memories.” It’s not a question. Ilya’s burning hand drops from Shane’s cheek.
“Yeah,” Shane says easily. “Wait, shit, did no one tell you?”
“Is it temporary.” Ilya’s voice is hoarse, pleading. “This memory loss, is it… tell me that it is temporary.” Please, please, God. I know I promised to give anything up, but-
Shane looks at Ilya with wide eyes. “They don’t know,” he says gently. He seems to be catching onto Ilya’s distress despite the drugs in his system.
Ilya feels cold all over. Yes, any moment now, they will cover him with a white sheet and take him away.
Shane's concussion in S01E05 leaves him missing his memories from the last decade. Ilya is now the only person in the world who knows the truth about him and Shane, and is forced to question whether to burden Shane with their complicated relationship or to walk away.
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