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    They thought they could silence her. They thought wrong.

    Seven years after the war, the Ministry of Magic is suffocating in corruption. To extinguish inconvenient voices once and for all, Minister Shacklebolt passes the draconian Marriage Law. Hermione Granger’s allocated husband: Theodore Nott. The son of an imprisoned Death Eater is meant to be the icy death blow to her last remaining ambitions.

    But the Ministry has made a fatal error.

    Theodore has no intention whatsoever of locking his reluctant wife away in a manor. Instead, the quiet Slytherin hands her the key to his immense fortune and with it, a metaphorical match.

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    South Dakota wasn't anything special but it was the perfect place for Harry and Teddy to start over at. Nothing was going to get them here.

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    14 May 2026

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    If anyone's due an identity crisis, it's Harry Potter...especially if he's not really a Potter...and possibly not able to die...yeah, it's been a rough few years...maybe life. Running from his problems and grief sounds like a great idea, becoming a hunter might be fun, too bad it just so happens to be the apocalypse. George is certain this is all just Harry's luck and along for the insane ride and the wonderful distraction. Dean and Sam Winchester are exceptionally confused about why two random Brits are following them around now, and why hasn't anyone seen a single omen for the Fourth Horseman of the apocalypse, Death?

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    08 May 2026

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    Harry Potter is immortal. He’s powerful. He’s sarcastic.
    And according to several angels and at least one demon:
    Riddled with delusions of grandeur.

    The Winchesters aren’t sure if he’s here to help stop the apocalypse…
    or accidentally start a second one.

    Turns out?
    Neither of them were prepared for what happens when an immortal wizard with unresolved trauma becomes the universe’s last good idea.

     

    Follows the story of an immortal Harry in the Supernatural universe.

    A rewrite and reworking of 'Illusions of Grandeur'.

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    07 May 2026

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    In the several millennia he had existed Loki Odinson, Norse God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things, he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before, in his thousands of years of existence had he been a loving father, but all it took was a single glance at the perfect little creature before him and he knew, he was gone.

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