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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    "You were supposed to draw them away!" Agatha did not appreciate being shot at, even when the shooters didn't manage to get within his vicinity.

    "I did! These asshates are reinforcements!" Rio waved her hand and the stormtroopers' legs were eloped in green mist for a second, then they fell on their faces. Something which would have been absolutely comical had it not been only a small relieve of fuckup number 'they all stopped counting about an hour ago'.

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    Or, in other words, Agatha, a former padawan and current pain in the ass, and Rio, a nightsister and a definition of a little shit, have been travelling the galaxy, causing as much trouble to the ever-annoying Empire under Lilia's watchful ('criticizing!') eyes. After quasi joining the Rebellion, they usually get sent to assassinate someone or steal supplies (it's usually the first one).

    Until they encounter someone with Agatha's face.

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    20 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    “Why did you do it?” Rio had asked her, tight-lipped.

    Agatha chewed on her words.

    “You wanted a platform to tell the truth, now you’ve got it.”

    “You could have consulted me before blowing up my entire career.”

    “Darling,” she had said with a mewl. “I’ve just changed your life. Act a little more grateful.”

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    Two rival journalists, forced together as the new co-hosts of UBA's The Morning Show. What the hell could go wrong?

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    13 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 88

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    BEEEEEEEEEEP.

    The honk comes without warning. For half a second, Carol thinks she has been shot.

    Then it keeps going. A sustained, unbroken, eat-shit honk. The kind LA people deploy when they want to fuck you up as a person.

    The honking stops. The Range Rover's window comes down.

    "Are you leaving the space or not." The woman says it flat, and bored.

    Carol puts her own window down. Slowly, for the fuck of it.

    “No, lady. I'm not leaving. I’m parked. This is a parking space, and I have parked a car in it. Like a human being is allowed to. Your response to that was to put your hand flat on a horn for what, an hour? What the fuck is wrong with you?”

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    A feud for the ages. Two strangers let a parking incident burrow into their minds and slowly consume their every thought and action

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    10 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    For her friend's bachelorette party, Joyce finds herself stuck doing a pub crawl she never wanted to join. She spends most of the night wishing she could leave.
    What she didn't expect was that one bartender would make her reconsider wanting the night to be over so quickly.

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    09 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Yes. A dog could fit perfectly into their life. A dog could be much more practical and make much more sense than a mocking, meandering cat, of all things.

    The cat distribution system pays a visit to Joyce and Hopper's house in Montauk.

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    09 Jun 2026