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I'll be Jane by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.
No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.
The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).
Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.
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Bookmarked by ineffableswift
11 Jun 2026
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When Maya Hollander has an emergency, she does exactly what her dad always told her to do: call the fire department.
The problem? The emergency is her Russian homework.
Or: one phone call, one very confused dad, and an unexpectedly helpful firefighter.
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- Part 5 of hockey didn't happen
Bookmarked by ineffableswift
11 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander only goes to the café near the rink because his daughter loves the hot chocolate.
The fact that Ilya Rozanov remembers Louise’s order, gives her free cookies, and looks suspiciously happy whenever they walk in is completely irrelevant.
Louise, however, seems to think the barista would fit perfectly into their little family.
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- Part 4 of hockey didn't happen
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Bookmarked by ineffableswift
11 Jun 2026
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Vancouver General Hospital has very strict rules about workplace relationships, and Dr. Shane Hollander and Dr. Ilya Rozanov follow every single one.
The only problem is that they’re married.
And no one knows.
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- Part 1 of hockey didn't happen
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- English
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- 3/3
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Bookmarked by ineffableswift
11 Jun 2026
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+1 (617) 555-9214
[image blurred]
thinking about u+1 (857) 555-4473
i’m guessing this wasn’t meant for me+1 (617) 555-9214
fuck.or: Shane Hollander receives a thirst trap from an unknown number - and absolutely should not reply, especially considering how much he and Ilya Rozanov can’t stand each other in real life.
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- Part 2 of college hollanov
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by ineffableswift
10 Jun 2026