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    Summary: 2004. New York City. The Republican National Convention.

    It was always a possibility that Crowley would be arrested. He'd written the number for the National Lawyers' Guild on his arm before heading out to join the protest march, after all. But he wasn't exactly expecting to have the worst night of his life — or to find out that his lawyer is Aziraphale Fell.

    And fuck, he looks just as kissable as he did at summer camp twelve years ago. What is Crowley going to do?

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    19 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 87

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    He got halfway down the page before the phone flashed with a notification again. Another message from Crowley. It took all of three seconds for Aziraphale to fold and pick up the phone.

    Crowley: so

    Crowley: what are you wearing

    Aziraphale: What kind of question is that? You know exactly what I'm wearing.

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    In which Crowley gives Aziraphale a mobile phone, and then tries his level best to sext with him.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Crowley is an escort ready to bag another job. But this time might be different. Might open doors that Crowley wasn't expecting at all.

    A Sugar Daddy AU

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    08 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ok so now i want sugar aziraphale how abt that

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    The Master breathed out slowly and reached up, hands smoothing out some wrinkles in the Doctors awful suit. His fingers wandered down, gripping the lapels of that even more awful brown coat and pulled the Doctor closer, down to his eye level. Their noses were almost touching now and the Doctors brown eyes widened, staring back at him in surprise.

    “Okay, I’ll give. Want me to tag on after you, sure. I can do that. But you know, just while I’m at it…”, The Master purred, voice dropping low with a devilish grin spread wide on his face.

    “I’m going to make your life a living hell, Doctor.

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    02 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    holy shit this is peak

  5. Rec 7

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    Since they met at a Florida Renaissance faire a year and a half ago, fire spinner Crowley and falconer Aziraphale have been a great deal more than friends, but they've never quite admitted what they really feel about each other. Now Crowley has fallen in love, and he has five weeks at the Catskill Mountains Renaissance Faire during the most romantic season of the year to convince Aziraphale to see the light.

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    24 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    clawing at the bars of my enclosure