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she's ready for the move to auradon. she has her objective and her mother's voice in her head repeating the mantra of "status, wealth, land". watching Audrey from afar was supposed to be research; a quiet study in a different kind of venom, a slow, precise drip administered to maintain a perfect composition.
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a girl unraveling, and the one who is there to witness the fray.
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It’s the most open secret on the Isle: Evil Queen’s brat is in love with Maleficent’s spawn.
It is whispered behind her back when Grimhilde leaves the salon, it is laughed about roaringly in pubs, and it is scribbled on the desks in the back of Dragon Hall classrooms. Grimhilde loves to pretend that the whole Isle doesn’t know because Genevieve’s … thing is more humiliating than any of her other failures. More humiliating than being caught, more humiliating than failing to kill Snow White, more humiliating even than not being as beautiful anymore. But everyone knows it, everyone knows Genevieve is in this gooey, soft, crippling kind of love.
Including Mal.
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Princess Genevieve Adelaide von Schwarzwald knew it was coming, of course. There was only one path for the thi- second born royal daughter. Princess’s life is always dictated by rules, narrow paths and dedication to Schwarzwald's interests.
Genevieve can not choose who to be married to.
Genevieve will be married to appease the most possible enemy.
Genevieve will stand a one-man-shield between her kingdom and warmongering savages.
Genevieve will marry the mysterious Dragon King of the Moors and halt any possibility of war.
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It's been two weeks since Maleficent and Jafar died.
Two best friends get drunk on a rooftop and think about what it means for them.
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hook: like an actual romantic relationship with someone in Boredon who willingly spends time with her and she has been for, according to Evie, close to A YEAR
sword: what.
lampgirl: WHO is in a WHAT
Sometimes, you date your closest friends for over a year and it feels really obvious. But apparently nobody knows you even have a partner, let alone three.
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the revolution will not be televised by isleofthelost
Fandom Descendants (Disney Movies)
11 Aug 2020
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Zanka's been ignoring the letters. As long as he doesn't reply, they should eventually stop. Or at least, they'll become a problem for future him.
Except he's officially out of time, because his siblings have come to take him home.
Or: the one in which Zanka doesn't want to be in an arranged marriage, and ends up spilling the beans to Jabber during a fight. Jabber suggests eloping.
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18 May 2026
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"GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.
Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.
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Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.
Disclaimer: do NOT feed my work into generative AI or I will fucking GET you.
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18 May 2026
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Top 10 Ways to Ensure Mutual Destruction (#7 Will Shock You!) by blinkblink
Fandom Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta (Manga)
18 May 2026
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Jabber and Zanka learn to embrace each other like the blade of a guillotine embraces the skin of a neck: eager and with irreversible damage. Just like Sisyphus, one must imagine them happy.
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16 May 2026
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Zanka/Jabber fics, grouped together.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/002awYx4AQTUc6kb90DYfG
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Bookmarked by isleofthelost
29 Jan 2026
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Hard work beats genius. Zanka is gonna tattoo that onto the sorry fuckin' hide of everyone who's ever doubted him, and he's gonna start with Jabber fuckin' Wonger. He's gonna prove he's nothing like that guy, or his shithead family.
(The rush he feels at the sight of blood, at the sweet sound of agony, doesn't mean a thing.)
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04 Dec 2025