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Scaramouche’s job at Disneyland requires him to,
a) Wear a ridiculously large costume of Donald Duck.
b) Take pictures with families.
c) Not make kids cry whenever he does his Donald Duck impressions.It’s a tiring job, really. But it pays well.
So why was the one person who he isn’t particularly fond of, has her phone out with the largest grin on her face he’s ever seen in his life?
(Scaramouche wants to chuck his gigantic ass Donald Duck head prop at her.)
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28 Mar 2026
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Two spies dance in a battle to the death. Watch them take turns being prisoners, hunters, lovers, and even killers.
Scaramouche is known as “The Wanderer.” Lumine is known as “Viatrix.” They work for enemy organizations. Scara for the Inazuma/Mondstadt/Sumeru alliance, Lumine for Liyue/snezhnaya/fontaine.
futuristic-ish spy AU. Violence, drama, stabbing, enjoy
Note: I am going through and rewriting old chapters! (1-12, mostly). The plot will remain the same, but improved writing. Highly reccomend you go back and reread if you're returning!
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09 Feb 2026