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Something old, something new, skipping rocks, and coffee too.
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They were a rather unlikely pair of friends, but the desire for companionship always finds a way.
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Alice DeMettrie believes there is more going on between her former co-worker and his new partner than he’s saying.
Her body agrees.
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“Meet me in the back-of-house lounge. Count to thirty and take the back route; ain’t about to get in trouble because you’re tryin’ to ‘practice’ during work hours.”
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22 May 2026
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“Uh… Pomni?” Jax questions, walking over closer and waving a hand in front of the woman’s eyes. She doesn’t react for a moment, staring in front of her as though entranced by stagnant air. Finally– a few beats after he stopped his hand waving– the jester hiccups, giggling softly to herself. She sways so far to her left that she has to catch herself on the edge of the counter, skull only inches away from cracking against the cold metal.
“Heyyyyyy,” Pomni drawls, looking up at the rabbit with endless, swirling eyes, “When’d you get here?”
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22 May 2026
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Caine has sent everyone on a boring office work adventure. Jax learns things about Pomni that he never thought he would — namely, her embarrassingly weak bladder.
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22 May 2026
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The loudest sound since they dimmed the lights is the snap of black latex against skin, and Harry winces – then swallows visibly as Alice starts coating her hand in thick, viscous lube. Just because he reacts so nicely, she slows down. You do need to take your time with this after all.
"So." A low purr. "I hear it's your birthday, lieutenant double-yefreitor."
"Um. Yeah."
"Well then. Happy birthday."
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14 May 2026
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Caine has opted for another suggestion box adventure, sending the group to a Japanese-themed town, complete with karaoke bars, convenience stores, tea shops and an onsen to visit at the end of the day. Pomni and Jax split off from the group to enjoy the adventure in their own way, and chaos, goofs and eventual horniness ensues.
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12 May 2026