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Stan asked, “What would you say if I told you I got abducted by aliens last night? With Craig, Tweek and Cartman?”
Kyle raised his eyebrows. “I’d say that your wet dreams are getting weirdly specific and you should stop telling me about them.”
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17 Feb 2026
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“Oh, this feels good. This just feels so right, you know?” Jez says, ransacking Cally's pantry. He glances back at Mark, who is standing there like an idiot, clutching his hand and swearing under his breath. It’s fine, he’s fine, he’ll be fine, as long as they just keep at this it’ll all be fine —
And that’s when Jez, completely unthinking, blurts, “let’s fuck on her sofa.”
(Set during 5.05, "Jeremy's Manager"- sort of an alternate version of that scene where they destroy Cally's caravan)
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01 Oct 2024
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“I’m, uh… sober,” Tweek announces because what the fuck else is he supposed to say to his ex-boyfriend that he ghosted 10 years ago to go do drugs?
Craig nods slowly. He wants to say congrats, or I’m proud of you, or how have you been sober for this fucking long and not contacted me at all you fucking asshole–
(In which Tweek emerges from his decade long absence from Craig’s life as a sober desert hippie and Craig is just an emotionally stunted mechanic in South Park. They try to figure it out.)
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11 Feb 2026
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It's Craig's birthday and he just wants to go to his mandolin lesson in peace, but Butters is there, and then Kenny is at McDonalds, Stan and Kyle are having sex in the woods, and Tweek is dead.
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17 Feb 2026