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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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10 May 2026
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bad to the bone by yourinsomnia
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Apr 2026
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Shane Hollander is sick and tired of getting set up on terrible dates by his ex-girlfriend. He's going to ruin the next one so spectacularly that Rose never tries it again.
He doesn't expect the plan to work perfectly, but meeting Ilya turns out to be its own plot twist, a delicious bite of irony.
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14 Apr 2026