just_a_problematic_guy
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who knew some wine and a conversation about porn could end like this? alex and wilbur did, of course.
(this is shameless smut with 0 actual plot and i will choose to not be embarrassed by the fact)
title: 'i'll do it' by ayesha erotica
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remember what i did, remember what i was, back on halloween? by just_a_problematic_guy
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30 Oct 2022
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ranboo decides to wear a rather sexy costume to a halloween party, unprepared for how much wilbur wants to fuck them because of it.
title: 'halloween' by dead kennedysSeries
- Part 6 of guy's ranbur obsession
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this is a direct sequel to say your word, your wish is my command so i suggest reading that first!
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it's the night before his wedding and there's only one thing on prince tommy's mind: his right-hand butler wilbur.
if tomorrow he's going to start a new forever with his soon-to-be wife, what's the problem in creating a little forever between him and wilbur tonight?
title: 'vampire girl' by the misfits
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- Part 2 of all that i want is to be yours
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i'm caught between what you wanted from me and knowing that if i give that to you i might just disappear by just_a_problematic_guy
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19 Aug 2022
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while wilbur would love to spend his time dealing with his idiotic and resentfully sinful classmates, it's thursday, which means it's time for mr.marriott's teacher's pet to endure his weekly tutoring session.
title: 'not meant to be' by theory of a deadman
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it's three thirty, i got here at fucking nine. by just_a_problematic_guy
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02 Aug 2022
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ranboo gets dragged along to a dorm party by the college guy he's going out with. he's left stranded before he discovers wilbur with some random girl, getting pissed at the older for it. when a stoned, drunken wilbur chases after him, ranboo gets trapped in the middle of what wilbur thinks 'showing love' is.
aka, wilbur is an asshole and ranboo pays the price for it, but then niki is there afterwards.
title: 'how many times?' by insane clown posse.
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- Part 1 of guy's ranbur obsession
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"W-Wait, please, Wil," Tommy gasped out, finally managing to choke out some words between his sobs and screams of pain. "Please, b-be gentle. If you're rough I swear 'm gonna fuckin' pass out," Tommy half-begged, his voice cracking and tears welling back up in his eyes as he shrunk away from Wilbur, trying to cover his exposed privates.
Wilbur rolled his eyes, but he complied anyway. He dripped some lube onto his fingers, circling Tommy’s rim and slowly pushing the first one in. “I’m just going to stretch you out a little bit, okay? I like it when they’re tight.”
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Aka: Tommy learns a big lesson in internet safety when he meets up with his best friend Wilbur only to find himself unable to leave.
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20 Mar 2022
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jamie marriott gets grumpy, jamie marriott gets sex
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- Part 2 of Potion Brewery on the Origins SMP
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07 Sep 2023
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Tommy and Wilbur had never had a very conventional relationship as siblings—if you could even call it a relationship to begin with. But after four years apart, feelings change. Just not always in the way you would expect.
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24 Sep 2022
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Tommy’s infatuated with one of his tattoo clients, and then he starts to make some connections between the various strings of murders around the city and the number of tattoos Wilbur requests.
Thank god he’s into that.
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- Part 2 of Z’s road to saving Poppy
- Part 1 of Lather the blood on your hands, Romeo
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09 Jul 2022
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Tommy goes through something way too traumatic to handle alone, good thing Wilbur's there for him.
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- Part 2 of Things that go Boom in the Night
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20 Aug 2022