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“We’ll have to sell the farm,” uncle Hanush tossed out casually, as if stating an established fact. “Bernie’s retiring. Now, don’t look so glum, lad: the expenses barely leave us with any profit as it is.”
Hans crossed his arms, pouted and stubbornly declared,
“No.”
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Twice (but it wasn't my fault) by borealis
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
26 Apr 2026
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Hans has had enough. The people don’t respect him, his uncle thinks he is unfit for anything, and nothing he ever does is enough.
So he ventures out on a whim, gets his helmet visor hopelessly stuck shut, saves a woman’s life, and hears the most magical words of his life: thank you.He quickly decides to do it again.
Anonymously.
Throw in a pesky local blacksmith, one fateful visit to the bathhouse, and a mysterious knight with the same idea (whom he keeps running into)—and Hans’ life becomes something he could never have expected.
Or: a little story about how two idiots manage to find each other twice and accidentally create a local legend.
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02 Apr 2026
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Quite a Lot to Take In by macaque for borealis
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
02 Apr 2026
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Henry flushed, crossing his arms. "It's not that! Plenty of girls liked me! It's, er, well my pizzle, it's—"
"Eurgh!" exclaimed Sir Hans, leaping away from him with his finger pointed accusingly. "Your peasant pizzle is diseased! I should have known!" He crossed himself hurriedly, then said, "How dare you get anywhere near me with that, now I've got to go have another visit to the baths—"
"No!" Henry protested, "I'm not diseased! It's too big, it is!"
Or, Henry of Skalitz has never had sex on account of being overendowed. For some reason, Sir Hans Capon decides to make it his problem.
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02 Apr 2026
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Henry never expected to meet a noble like Lady Hanna.
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24 Oct 2025
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Two halves of the same idiot by borealis
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
30 Jul 2025
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To welcome a guest it to receive a blessing. At least that's what the old wisdom claimed.
Instead, Henry found himself boiling over with emotions he didn’t dare name when a handsome lord visited Rattay and took an immediate liking to Hans.
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02 Aug 2025
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Calleth You, Cometh I by translorastyrell (nerddowell)
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Jul 2025
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Whoever it is who shares his bedroom wall is fucking loud. When he’s got someone over, they might as well be right there in Henry’s bed next to him, he can hear it that clearly. And his neighbour never fucking shuts up. It’s a constant stream of demands, pleas, and filthy praise; all delivered in that low, delicious tenor. Haughty, commanding. Never failing to let his partner know exactly what he wants, where and how he wants it. Henry finds himself halfway between rolling his eyes – God, this guy is high-fucking-maintenance – and popping a semi, because there’s definitely something to be said for a direct order being given in that husky voice. Particularly when he gets what he wants and makes that beautiful mewling sound in reward.
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26 Jul 2025