karrot
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Soul Swapped by karrot
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Sep 2025
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A resonance ritual goes wrong, and Shen Jiu wakes up in his husband’s body. Liu Qingge wakes up with a fan he doesn’t know how to hold. Now they’re stuck pretending nothing’s wrong while living each other’s lives—uncovering secrets, swapping insults, and maybe learning a little too much along the way.
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Marriage Under Review by karrot
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Sep 2025
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Twelve months into what could technically be called wedded bliss, Shen Jiu and Liu Qingge wake up to find the cursed engagement (now marriage) talisman glowing again.
Apparently, it’s time for a mandatory marriage review.
If they fail a series of sect-wide “emotional harmony trials” designed to test affection, teamwork, and shared spiritual resonance, the talisman will automatically annul their marriage.
Now under public scrutiny, they must survive: blindfolded sparring, forced love letters, domestic peak-swapping, and an aggressively nosy assessment committee.
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Accidental Engagement by karrot
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jul 2025
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A misfired talisman binds Shen Jiu and Liu Qingge into an accidental engagement. It was supposed to be temporary. One year, tops.
Too bad they’re terrible at falling out of love.
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The Voice in My Head Is a Bad Writer by karrot
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jul 2025
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Thanks to a typo in Shang Qinghua's outline, Shen Jiu ends up enslaved to the wrong family—the righteous, loving Liu clan, instead of the cruel Qiu family.
Now Liu Minghan (future Liu Qingge) is trying not to fall in love with the boy he was cursed to bully, the narrative is collapsing, Shang Qinghua is repenting to the gods, and Shen Jiu has started flirting back—with barely-veiled threats.
All Liu Minghan wants to say is, “Hi. You’re incredible. I like your fan.” But the voice in his head keeps making him say things like, “Poison suits you. It hides your lack of talent.”
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The Quest to Happiness by karrot
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jul 2020
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"I’m system 52088, here to assist in my dearest daugh—customer’s quest to happiness!"
Shen Jiu was brought back to the day when white sheep Luo BingHe first joined the Sect, only that this time round, he had a dedicated system who just wanted to guide him to happiness!
The world seemed to have changed though... why was everyone treating Shen Jiu so solicitously? What's Alpha, Beta, and Omega?
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- Part 2 of System shenanigans
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the goal of this series is to make you laugh by karrot
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Sep 2025
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System shenanigans by karrot
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jul 2020
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“I believe I told you once before, that it would take Sherlock Holmes to fool me? The opposite is equally true.”
Or, five times they fool Sherlock, and one time they don't.
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- Part 2 of It'd Take Mycroft Holmes
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One thing’s certain: this wasn’t the way it was supposed to happen.
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Bookmarked by karrot
25 Mar 2015
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in which mary lives, john cheats and sherlock pines. kinda.
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John has found perhaps the only way to bring Sherlock home from his self-imposed exile after TRF. He is abducted and tortured at the hands of Moriarty's contingency plan. Sherlock hears that John has disappeared and must ally with Lestrade, Donovan, and Scotland Yard to get him home.
BAMF!John, Hurt/Comfort
John/Sherlock, Sherlock & Donovan friendship
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- 44/44
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Bookmarked by karrot
23 Apr 2015
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Most people’s primary impression of John Watson was of a smallish, harmless alpha with bad taste in jumpers. It took a surprising amount of work to keep it that way.
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Bookmarked by karrot
02 Apr 2015
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John smiles, something small and private and for him alone, and Sherlock just...he knows. With a heart-stopping certainty, Sherlock suddenly knows.
It feels like falling off the edge of a cliff. It feels like falling off the edge of the world.
It feels like flying.
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Bookmarked by karrot
29 Mar 2015