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Cliff's Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week (Is Probably Going Better Than Ilya's) by petroltogo
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 Apr 2026
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It figures that even half-way across the world Ilya's dick manages to ruin Cliff's day. The real surprise is that it isn't the only dick involved in this mess.
Featuring an ill-timed outing, a supportive but clueless team trying its best, panicking over Russia's LGBTQ laws, too many group chats, an unhinged 3am brainstorming session on how to get your captain a new citizenship (asking for a friend) and Roz' inability to answer his fucking phone.
Or: Ilya disappears in Sochi. Half-way across the world his team does its best to help. Their best is more than anyone could have foreseen.
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- Part 1 of maximal confusion, some believability
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 30,693
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 1,006
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- 4,855
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06 Jun 2026
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I. ONE LITTLE GOD FALLING OVER ANOTHER by toyourdetriment
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 May 2026
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Lily, 9:19 a.m.
i mean they were right
just early. we hadnt won our cups yet
but yes cocksucking faggots took over the majorIlya knows what he wants; he can wait out a year.
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- Part 1 of Mother of a Spartan King
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- English
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- 37,045
- Chapters:
- 6/8
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- 861
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- 1,142
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24 Apr 2026
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Coming this fall to ABC… MLH star Shane Hollander is The Bachelor!
Bachelor Nation, we have one question: will you accept this rose?
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- English
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- 62,964
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 1,648
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- 3,738
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23 Apr 2026
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Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”
“I’m not giving you my home address.”
“Why not!”
“Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”
That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”
In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.
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- English
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- 32,873
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 2,281
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23 Apr 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,008
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 3,374
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- 51,951
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- 15,804
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- 835,763
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13 Apr 2026
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The chips are set to fall by icopythefax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
04 Jun 2026
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At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 147,499
- Chapters:
- 37/?
- Collections:
- 28
- Comments:
- 15,992
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- 14,450
- Bookmarks:
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- 517,717
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12 Apr 2026
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The Purple Line by LexiPhile
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Feb 2026
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When Los Angeles Metro reaches out about promoting the D Line extension, Shane thinks it’s a great opportunity to advocate for environmental responsibility.
Ilya thinks it might be the funniest thing that’s ever happened to him.
Or: Shane thinks they’re filming a wholesome transit ad. Ilya knows better.
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09 Apr 2026
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When you’re going up in flames, sometimes other people can smell the smoke. On the flip side, at least: when you’re on fire, sometimes other people can feel the warmth.
Or, scenes from Home Economics, told from the perspective of everyone else.
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- Part 10 of my heated rivalry anon fics
- Part 2 of homegrown
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 25,161
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 1,433
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08 Apr 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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- English
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- 71,911
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Comments:
- 4,453
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01 Apr 2026
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Shane and Ilya had mutually agreed to keep their whatever-they’re-doing out of Sochi. It was an easy decision to make: this was bigger than any MLH rivalry and definitely bigger than a few hotel hook-ups. There was no room for distractions, not with Olympic gold on the line.
So it’d be really fucking great if their daemons could get on the same page and stop trying to cause an international fucking incident.
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- Part 7 of my heated rivalry anon fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 36,309
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 2,091
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- 162,570
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01 Apr 2026
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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- Part 8 of my heated rivalry anon fics
- Part 1 of homegrown
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 38,174
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- Comments:
- 3,982
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- 31,349
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- 598,375
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24 Mar 2026
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felt cute, might delete by bestbeforeapril
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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- 15,605
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- 4
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16 Feb 2026
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Question of the Day by wilmonstan12345
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
05 Mar 2026
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Harris launches a new series for the Centaurs' social media: having the team answer his question of the day!
This follows the season after The Long Game, when Shane joins the team on their road to the Stanley Cup, as they answer questions like who's the hottest/funniest/most perceptive Centaur, different preferences, rituals, and more.
- Language:
- English
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- 50,205
- Chapters:
- 45/45
- Comments:
- 5,949
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- 37,527
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- 8,662
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- 713,670
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01 Feb 2026
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Doing The Work by bomberqueen17, sassaffrassa
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
03 Jun 2026
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Heated Rivalry fics, a mix of showverse and bookverse but showverse somewhat favored (no shade, I just love the work they did in the adaptation). In my usual fashion, I find sticking to canon as much as possible to be a fun challenge, I try hard with timelines and weird canon details and things, but I ultimately try to serve the characters most of all. I do tend to make people too nice to each other but I try to keep emotions vaguely plausibly-realistic.
Stories aren't in a sequence but I have also, because this is how I am as a person, largely tried to make them in continuity with one another.- Words:
- 100,598
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31 Jan 2026
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itty <3 ilya by bomberqueen17, sassaffrassa
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jan 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is the messy queer rep the MLH needs. A public multi-year situationship largely conducted via Twitter with the weird-ass mascot of the Philly team he has no other rapport with whatsoever is precisely the kind of representation kids need to be able to look up to.
Is he a genius or an idiot? Nobody knows.Series
- Part 5 of Doing The Work
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31 Jan 2026
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"Hey. Hey, Hollander."
Shane sighs, drains the last sip of his beer, and turns towards the voice.
"You mind if I ask you a question?"
Can I fucking stop you?
OR: Shane Hollander meets a Boston Raiders fan. The conversation doesn't go quite how he expects.
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31 Jan 2026
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Shane Hollander, hockey player extraordinaire, hovers in the doorway to his impressively designed but sparsely filled walk-in closet, looking at her with wide eyes like she might shoot him if he’s got the wrong things in there. If she finds any cargo shorts, she might shoot herself.
or: shane hires a stylist.
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- English
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- 5,003
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- 1/1
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- 427
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- 6,592
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31 Jan 2026
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Public Bookmark 2500
Mystery Work
Part of underconstruction_ma
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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31 Jan 2026
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as high as i might (i can't get that high) by residentrookie for static_radio
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Jan 2026
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Hayden cuts himself off at the sound of something he hears so rarely, he’s almost sure he’s imagining it. He scans the room, looking for the source, and sure enough, his eyes land on his target.
There, nestled in between two of his teammates on the couch, is Shane Hollander.
Laughing. Out loud. Audibly.
Like, he’s actually fucking laughing, not the fake laughs he forces out to make other people more comfortable. In fact, he’s laughing so hard, he looks like he might cry, and Hayden would be delighted by the sight of it if he weren’t so fucking concerned. Shane Hollander doesn’t laugh at parties. Shane Hollander barely laughs when he’s actually happy, and he’s never happy at parties. So what gives?
Or:
Shane Hollander accidentally gets very high. That's it, that's the fic.
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- Part 1 of high on loving you
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,673
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 782
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- 19,889
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- 3,910
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- 153,869
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13 Jan 2026
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Hayden knows what he saw. Clear as day, right there in the middle of Shane’s text thread with Lily.
A dick pic.
Hayden keeps mindlessly scrolling Instagram—a pantomime of paying attention, not really taking in anything that’s passing across his screen. Mind racing as a series of realizations wash over him.
Christ, no wonder Shane was so cagey about Lily. No wonder he didn’t want to introduce her to the guys.
Hayden would like to believe that everyone would be chill with it, but he could think of at least five guys off the top of his head that would a hundred percent take issue with Shane dating a trans woman. He can imagine, far too easily, the kind of slurs that would get thrown around the locker room if anyone ever found out. Towards Lily, sure, but towards Shane too—because Shane had to be gay, if his girlfriend had a dick, right?
Or, Hayden finds out something that he was never supposed to, and decides that the only thing he can do is show his best friend that he can be the best ally ever, if he just gives him the chance.Series
- Part 1 of The Lily Files
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,167
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 666
- Kudos:
- 14,743
- Bookmarks:
- 1,679
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- 79,206
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13 Jan 2026
